Hawaii Homestead

Manic Pixie Beach Wife

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@DavidGiuliano10 I really have a tendency to inject myself into conversations I don’t actually want to be part of, and I need to work on it.

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@victoryillinois @AniseNot @JonnyMicro Aioli is delicious, but that’s not what’s in the photo.

The solitary feature tying together the multiracial population living in England is a steadfast refusal to season their food!

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@RealCaloJones Why do I read your tweets right before bed? I’ve got to stop doing this to myself…

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@RealCaloJones Are you saying they’re NOT Feds? Because that’s what I think they are.

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@VirgisViews @AniseNot @JonnyMicro

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@SpeechWrx Oh innnfteresting. It never end occurred to me that men could hear it in his voice.

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Random men salute my husband all the time. Today it was an old Asian man with a cane. Barely spoke English, but he said hello to my husband, shook his hand, and mimed a salute. Why? How did he know? What are they seeing?

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@BruebelliesBoo YES. And I love that I chose the traditional life I lead. I’m here because I want to be, not because I have to be.

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@MyAnvilCracked I did this to my brother back in the day. It’s just decency.

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@ouranometrian2 Inducing rage is 90% of what he does here.

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@SupermomShayla Welcome to the party babes ❤️

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@BioavailableNd I’ll be on the lookout, thank you!

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@neilagnuy @motheo817 @thetexasbird Impregnating multiple women is impregnating multiple women. It doesn’t get classy when a white guy does it.

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@TheFoxMatriarch Do you have this shade in lipstick?

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@Ofm_GodFather @motheo817 @thetexasbird @CaseyJones26383 Hoodrat behavior doesn’t become respectable when white people do it😂

In a few generations you’ll have the same issues with criminality that poor black communities do.

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@motheo817 @CaseyJones26383 Only white people are impressed by a train of baby mamas. That’s not a sign of success where I’m from 😂

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@TheFoxMatriarch This is how I’m planning to test @wrowclif ‘s cinnamon rolls and chili combo

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@musings_blonde Oh, that’s neat! I’ve never asked my husband if he can see it too!

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@motheo817 @MotherofValor @thetexasbird @CaseyJones26383 Men who are complaining that they can’t afford houses should demand polygamy? Really?! Almost none of you can afford the lifestyle you’re looking for. You aren’t King Solomon. You aren’t a biblical patriarch. You’re just some guy who drives a Kia.