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where I occasionally casually reveal how much of an absolute nerd I am

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Strong women: be them, love them, raise them

#WomensMarch

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I claimed eth.. Best project ever! ❄️❄️ @Baljitinsan @chini_shumaila @qhieu90 @riglete @web3ethdao @hoangleebtc @MaTrong8 @po2023po @dinaharan @kadhar073 @EmmanuelJoan12 @CoColloca @Arbitrum_Hub

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[. @LostIslamicHist]

We heard free mint is the new wave? 👀

Time to ride it then! 🌊

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#BAYC #cryptopunks #eth #mayc https://t.co/LOSH3aVqol

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@aashbaby_ I tried to convince kala that she should just go to Vegas and have you Marry her and gave. Even offered to steal some flowers

[Katie @Kknewelll]

If you ever went in the basement of Corbett Middle school, don’t worry about what’s in the COVID vaccine

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@aashbaby_ @jen3taft I feel so attacked right now

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We still pretending this is patriotism? Defending racist statues in one breath and attacking a project that reintroduced whole bodies of work from the pov of slaves into our education system the next isnt patriotism. Its nationalism and white supremacy.
https://t.co/bCqp6RJ1tA

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@aashbaby_ As long as you pass me snacks through the window I’ll be good

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Proof that the pressure of continued protests is making a widespread difference: after years of students calling out for it and being denied or ignored, CPSO officers at Portland State will no longer be allowed to carry firearms while patrolling

[meat emoji @bbqgirlmeat]

Spud needs some help from the community!! plz donate if you can or share thank you :-) https://t.co/9kqWyOkSGi <—- go fund me with more details

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For a midnight sun movie can we just release a version of twilight with the same storyline but it’s completely made of all the deleted scenes and bloopers where Bella says something a bit too weird and Robert Pattinson is clearly questioning ever taking the role?

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@sskyelarsen You know how banana laffy taffy and other candy doesn't actually taste like bananas? That's bc they went extinct in the 50s, and we just casually replaced them with a different tasting one. #bananasarealie

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Bananas are a lie and I will never get over it. We have been scammed our entire lives

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Ok hear me out....

Peacocks are terrifying. Yet majestic?

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Fuck Barnett man. Just no.

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My mom is immunocompromised and has had a cough for a couple days so she got tested for the coronavirus today. The test came back negative, but my dad still insists on quarantining her in a giant fort...

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I am quarantined alone in my dorm with 5 pairs of scissors, a bottle of hair dye, and no one to stop me from giving myself bangs

[Reverend ash @aashbaby_]

quality quarantine content : )

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“I automatically don’t like children, so I was really hoping that the girl would get eaten alive.”

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Because term is almost over this is a thread of things said in my fiction writing class. Purely for my own enjoyment.: