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bryce

[celeryman @celerymanx]

i’m single

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“I looked into it. According to Grok,”

[Per Sources @PerSources]

Fam, I need to have a sensitive conversation with y'all about Deni Avdija.

I am a Lebanese citizen. Covering Avdija is never comfortable for me.

If there's one thing I HATE, it's bringing politics into sports. I try to cover everyone fairly.

Deni Avdija receives hate due to being a former IDF soldier. I looked into it.

According to Grok, Avdija was drafted into the IDF (as mandated by Israeli law) & eventually completed basic training which lasted about one month. Since then, he's been given permission to focus on his NBA career.

To my knowledge, he personally has not murdered anyone.

Given my commitment to covering the NBA, I think it's important for me to put my personal feelings & beliefs aside about geopolitics and cover Deni Avdija just like I'd cover any other NBA player.

Deni Avdija is my leading candidate for the NBA's MIP award, averaging 24.4 PTS, 6.5 REB, & 4.5 AST on a Trail Blazers team that's looking really good under Tiago Splitter's leadership.

I hope those of you who have a problem with the kid due to his nationality can understand why I have chosen to cover him just like any other player in the NBA for his on-court performances.

If you have a problem with me covering him fairly, I also understand.

[celeryman @celerymanx]

and that’s en garde bro

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yellow

[a. @echoesofmymindd]

big fan of whatever this is called.

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it’s going well! can’t complain, the wife doesn’t let me 😂😂😂

[celeryman @celerymanx]

do you think trump is going to send people to alcatraz by sending a waymo

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you have to post your failures with your successes otherwise what are you even doing it for #onthatgrind #learnfromyourfailures

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Fool me once i kill myself on the spot

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next time an opp start talking i'm dropping the LinkedIn Experience screenshot

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smoking a blunt for God

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@gronk im sooooooo drunk

[celeryman @celerymanx]

@DaphneScott01 why

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church and state should become one again so that i don’t have to work today and Monday

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jesus smoked a reefer and came back to life

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this is so fucking funny bro

millions of people country-wide

anyone who thinks this is staged is delusional and in a cult

[Futurist™ @americasgreat]

BREAKING: These are not protesters or activists. They are paid MoveOn, Invincible, Future Forward, Open Secrets employees.

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man the internet is so cool

[Vatnik Soup @P_Kallioniemi]

Tariffs memes are the hottest thing right now, so post your favorites👇🏻

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its cooked

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the internet is awesome nowadays are you seeing this

[Uncle Benzo (Reborn) @SobrietyField]

Bro u are at fucking megachurch, your priest is gonna flash his venmo qr code then fly off the stage into the smoke machine

[celeryman @celerymanx]

wait what do you want emmanuel to do..?