Old lady Lex

WSU grad | U of I College of Law | she/her

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

⚾ REPOST TO WIN ⚾️

Fan Appreciation Week continues and it’s time for another giveaway. All you have to do is repost this for a chance to win an autographed baseball from @jp_crawford! #TridentsUp🔱

[Mariner Muse @MarinerMuse]

I love Eugenio Suarez. What an amazing reaction this is to JP Crawford’s walk off.

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Let Wazzu into the SEC, cowards.

[Mariner Muse @MarinerMuse]

Félix watching all this run support

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

May is Volcano Awareness Month.
We have volcanoes.
You are now aware.
See you next May.

[S. Boom @MerkMill]

Me: You can’t hurt me, I’m a mariners fan

Also me: WHY DO THE MARINERS KEEP HURTING MY FEELINGS

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

✈️ RETWEET TO WIN ✈️

Fly, Fly Away Friday is BACK for 2023! Hit that RT button for a chance to win 50,000 @AlaskaAir miles, two tickets to a game and a Mariners gameday package! #Sweepstakes https://t.co/uJOxLRq69i

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

If you put a bear and a mountain lion in a fight, that is a violation and we need to speak with you.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

*gestures to baby*

me: this is Bob.

stranger: like Robert?

me: no, like the cat.

[Scout Shop @scoutshopBSA]

My grandmother started hiking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is.

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

⚾️ RETWEET TO WIN ⚾️

Just hit that RT button for a shot to win an autographed baseball from our Opening Day starter, Luis Castillo! #SeaUsRise

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Me reappearing in people’s lives after inexplicably disappearing for several months…

[Sean Silverman: Silverman Bar Exam & LSAT Tutoring @BarExamTutor]

I don't think I'm giving away any legally protected information here when I say that:

people found the MBE to be difficult.

[Mariner Muse @MarinerMuse]

Folks, it’s officially baseball season.

[Lydia Cruz @TheLydiaCruz]

HAPPY FEBRUARY FRIENDS THE MARINERS WILL PLAY BASEBALL THIS MONTH

[NFL @NFL]

.@Seahawks fans love @bwagz 🙌

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

Happy Aaron Rodgers elimination day to all who observe.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Some boomer tendencies rock. Subtitles on shows? Incredible. Eating dinner at 4pm to sleep by 9? Iconic. Needing to be comfortable at all times? Hell yeah.

[Governor Bob Ferguson @GovBobFerguson]

When someone uses your mic to say they like Hitler and love Nazis, the appropriate response is to turn the mic off.