S. Boom

It's all about Rural America, Mariners Baseball, and Kraken Hockey. I hate your favorite team. I also sort of hate most of my favorite teams.

[S. Boom @MerkMill]

Here’s a bunch of pics of Goldie in the sun for you plebeians

[S. Boom @MerkMill]

They’re 20 bucks, don’t need to be charged, work every time and the mic is so much better for calls. Plus I heard Kamala when she said “they’re not secure”!

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

why is everyone suddenly into wired earphones?

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

BITCH WE DONT EITHER

[S. Boom @MerkMill]

@shakeitupbabyy Same people complaining use AI to make a grocery list…. Like please bffr rn

[Ashley Springsteen @shakeitupbabyy]

Anyone I see speaking ill of Angie Mentink for needing extra accommodations to do her job right now will be blocked. You are all pathetic pieces of shit. I truly hope you never have to watch someone close to you have a stroke and then be ridiculed for it afterwards.

[S. Boom @MerkMill]

JOSH NAYLOR BOMB!!!!!!

[S. Boom @MerkMill]

As someone from Seattle, Benson Boone is so perfectly described as a Mormon from Snohomish that there’s no reason why he wouldn’t be corny with those inputs.

[kenz @allthekenz]

i’ll never take benson boone hate seriously but especially after whatever the hell that was last night… like this was a PERFORMANCE

[S. Boom @MerkMill]

I love how this is an annual feeling at this point

[S. Boom @MerkMill]

Checking in how I felt about the Mariners this time last year.

[Autistic Angel Dorit Kemsley @realangel_dorit]

If yall sleep on this show and I don’t get to see Lady Martha for at least five more seasons, I’m so done with this place.

[S. Boom @MerkMill]

Hi! @Mariners do we get schedule wallpapers this year? 🥺 did I miss it?

[S. Boom @MerkMill]

The Seattle Cole Youngs

[Bravo @BravoTV]

Phrases only a Bravoholic would understand:

-Has anyone checked on Scheana?
-I need Andy and a camera
-Carl's a mess

[S. Boom @MerkMill]

TTPD Anthology IG caption if she was honest with us

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Album is long as fuck and there’s a gazillion lyrics hope u guys are down to get bored with me

[S. Boom @MerkMill]

Baseball is so cool bc wym I get to watch another game of baseball tonight too?

[S. Boom @MerkMill]

Just waiting for the USDA REDA program to come back which provides grants and no-interest loans to agriculture providers to make necessary energy efficient upgrades to their irrigation systems to both same them money and water!!!!

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Your tax dollars are paying for the USDA to parody a porn site. They should delete the tweet and the URL.

[Emily Cooper @emmcooper42]

Go to that baseball game alone. Treat yourself to that good seat with the perfect view. Make friends with the strangers around you. You won’t regret it. Life is too short to wait for others to do things that will make you happy.

[S. Boom @MerkMill]

@shakeitupbabyy Didn’t it feel weird all night? The vibes felt off.

[S. Boom @MerkMill]

I’ve been trying to tell y’all that Dom Canzone is going to have a phenomenal season, but no one is listening.

[Tal✨they/them @talyaTheeEnby]

please get a library card even if you won’t use it because cities will look at library statistics and use that to decide to keep libraries open and properly funded

[Ty Dane Gonzalez @TyDaneGonzalez]

Next to the mound is Logan's contract extension. He signs it, waves to the crowd, then blows 97 past Steven Kwan.

[S. Boom @MerkMill]

Wake up at 2:30, flight at 4:30, land at 8:30, first beer at 11:30, life is good in Phoenix.