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[Just T @Floridagirl0850]

I don't like Taylor Swift's music but I can't figure out the hate she gets. She's just a happy-go-lucky hardworking lady with no scandals who makes girly music and is extremely generous to all her employees and charities. I don't get it.

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

so I’m watching SpongeBob as an adult I’m realizing Patrick was never his friend..

[Cons @CaptainCons]

In the last week I’ve gone from

Heat on
Heat off
Heat off windows open
A/C on
A/C off windows open
Windows closed
Windows closed heat on

[K @iiamkrshn]

When someone is laughing and socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we’re playing.

[Justin Penik @JustinPenik]

Excited for the Yankees to have a stretch where they look unstoppable, then struggle heavily during the summer. Then have one good round of the postseason and then look abysmal in another and then the season will end. Every year. Same story. Baseball!

[carmen @gldnh0ur]

trying to work my job while monitoring tmz updates about taylor frankie paul

[Alexandra DeSanctis Marr @xan_desanctis]

I don’t care if Alysa Liu is woke. I don’t care if the Tkachuk brothers are MAGA. It’s the Olympics. Celebrating incredible American athletes is a joy and a privilege. If you can’t find a way to do that as an American, it’s your loss.

[Priyanka Lakhara @codewithpri]

IT’S WILD THAT THE MOST EFFECTIVE WAY TO SAVE SOMETHING AS A PDF IS TO LIE TO YOUR COMPUTER THAT YOU’RE ABOUT TO PRINT IT 😭😭😭

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

Imagine finding out your man runs like this

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

I will not eat my snowstorm snacks early.
I will not eat my snowstorm snacks early.
I will not eat my snowstorm snacks early.
I will not eat my snowstorm snacks early.

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

i wish we had confessionals at work, i would eat them mfs up 😭😂.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the cancelled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?

[zach @zachbreechen]

trying not to throw up in the uber

[jen!! 🐞 @newyorknoshoes]

how it feels to be a swiftie that enjoys taylor’s music

[cole @juul_survivor]

Shattered a glass and I just don't want to deal with it right now so I put up a traffic cone in case I forget tomorrow

[That’s Baseball, Suzyn @Thats_BB_Suzyn]

Cody Bellinger: "I think what people don't realize is Altuve stole an MVP from Judge in 2017. Everyone knows they stole the ring from us….I don't know what human hits a walk-off home run against Aroldis Chapman to send your team to the World Series, and, one, has the thought to say, ‘don't rip my jersey off,' but, two, go into the tunnel, change your shirt, and then come out and do your interview. That makes no sense to me.”

The Belli/Judge Revenge Tour starts now.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you realize you overshared with a gossipy person

[jay @kendallhosseini]

going to buy a celsius energy drink looking for the vodka seltzer like its willy wonka’s golden ticket