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[Aelin @linnssins]

a cigarette outside the function is how you find out what’s actually happening inside the function.

[ko . @kohmene]

shit really do gotta end on my terms or ima bother u until u fwm again so i can end it

[Julia @juliaaaraeee]

trent grisham was batting leadoff in an elimination game and they said let's bring boone back!

[SNY Yankees @snyyankees]

Austin Wells is a 2026 Gold Glove finalist

[乄 @troygonscrewu]

cutting off isn't enough. i need to betray you

[🎀 @_Succeeder]

Whoever this nigga was with before me used to let him disobey direct orders...

[All Rise @ByAllRise]

I want to wake up tomorrow and see that Boone was fired.

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

unfortunately

[Cal ✨🐧 ✪ @gumleenation]

I expected John to jump out of the car and let Noah crash #lanterns

[Evan Daniel @itsmrevandaniel]

Yankees fans turning on the game tonight.

[cameron @nyycameron]

Already in a bad mood then here comes liberty biberty and Sydney Sweeney

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

our summer continues

[˗ˏˋ zozo 🕷️ @y3onzbmi]

Suicidal person: "i swear on my life"

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Really don’t understand the arguments going on here, you can do drugs and consent to having sex with 10 people if you want, but if an 11th shows up, and you don’t consent to that, it’s rape

[you don't know me like that @sportscryptid]

enjoying sports the old fashioned way: blind loyalty to my teams and shit talking anyone else

[missy @messycarroll]

I don’t mind White Sox bandwagons at all, just remember to respect the elders that were shotgunning beers at 121 losses to give us something to get excited about when we were dogshit

[Gigi 🇨🇴 @SimplyGigix]

pretty girls like the New York Yankees

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

YOU WANTED TO WALK RICE TO GET TO BELLI?! BOSTON YOU DUMB AS HELL!!!

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

WELLS!!!

[Tori Rubinstein @ToriRubinstein]

Fuck it we’re all Japanese