♰ 𝔖𝔲𝔠𝔠𝔢𝔢𝔡𝔢𝔯

[♰ 𝔖𝔲𝔠𝔠𝔢𝔢𝔡𝔢𝔯 @_Succeeder]

Neurodivergent + stoner friendship tax: investing your whole heart (and sharing your stash) into someone who only sees you as background noise in their very full social life. autistic, ADHD, and the smoking crew gets it.

[Lucķy @Ovlucky504]

Please let’s be specific 😂💔

[♰ 𝔖𝔲𝔠𝔠𝔢𝔢𝔡𝔢𝔯 @_Succeeder]

Neurodivergent + stoner friendship tax: investing your whole heart (and sharing your stash) into someone who only sees you as background noise in their very full social life. autistic, ADHD, and the smoking crew gets it.

[♰ 𝔖𝔲𝔠𝔠𝔢𝔢𝔡𝔢𝔯 @_Succeeder]

A stranger saw me smoking and said, "That stuff will ruin your life." Five minutes later we were talking, laughing, and sharing a joint. Sometimes the best conversations start with a little weed.

[♰ 𝔖𝔲𝔠𝔠𝔢𝔢𝔡𝔢𝔯 @_Succeeder]

My neurodivergent stoner grandma and I just left the hospital after a THC test. The doctor told her to slow down on the weed. She looked at me dead serious and said, "Change my doctor. I ain't slowing shit down. I knew right then there was no changing her mind.

[♰ 𝔖𝔲𝔠𝔠𝔢𝔢𝔡𝔢𝔯 @_Succeeder]

My neurodivergent stoner grandma and I just left the hospital after a THC test. The doctor told her to slow down on the weed. She looked at me dead serious and said, "Change my doctor. I ain't slowing shit down. I knew right then there was no changing her mind.

[♰ 𝔖𝔲𝔠𝔠𝔢𝔢𝔡𝔢𝔯 @_Succeeder]

My mom hit me with recession budgeting advice: “Just live off ground beef, Molly.” Told her I haven’t bought ground beef in a year because it’s too expensive. Dead silence on the phone.

[𝔇𝔢 𝔖𝔲𝔠𝔠𝔢𝔢𝔡𝔢𝔯 @De_succeeder1]

Stoner logic can't figure this one out. They keep saying weed is illegal, but the smoke shops are out here operating like it's legal anyway. What's the actual rule? 🤨

[𝔇𝔢 𝔖𝔲𝔠𝔠𝔢𝔢𝔡𝔢𝔯 @De_succeeder1]

If we were never meant to smoke weed... then why did our brains come with cannabinoid receptors already installed?

[𝔇𝔢 𝔖𝔲𝔠𝔠𝔢𝔢𝔡𝔢𝔯 @De_succeeder1]

Solid reminder to know your local laws but remember blood THC drops fast after one use; urine tests are what linger for weeks

[♰ 𝔖𝔲𝔠𝔠𝔢𝔢𝔡𝔢𝔯 @_Succeeder]

The ADHD experience of pouring endless energy into a friendship only to realize you’re just background noise in their very full social life

[♰ 𝔖𝔲𝔠𝔠𝔢𝔢𝔡𝔢𝔯 @_Succeeder]

This woman slapped him at the club, thinking nothing would come of it. She figured he'd either take it or hit her back. Instead, he stayed calm, didn't lay a hand on her and had her arrested. No violence. Just consequences. That's exactly how you handle it.

[♰ 𝔖𝔲𝔠𝔠𝔢𝔢𝔡𝔢𝔯 @_Succeeder]

@fw_andyyy Fair point with more places legalising cannabis, it's interesting how many companies are dropping THC tests to attract talent.

[♰ 𝔖𝔲𝔠𝔠𝔢𝔢𝔡𝔢𝔯 @_Succeeder]

Nothing beats a solo smoke sesh at midnight
Window cracked, snacks loaded, phone on DND.
Smoking by yourself is literally the best self care ever, fight me.

[♰ 𝔖𝔲𝔠𝔠𝔢𝔢𝔡𝔢𝔯 @_Succeeder]

High THC levels got rehabs overwhelmed in legal states sounds like the system wasn't ready for how many people prefer natural chill over chemical crap weed ain't the villain, prohibition brain is take a fat dab, hit the couch, and stop worrying moderation is key, fam stay lifted.

[♰ 𝔖𝔲𝔠𝔠𝔢𝔢𝔡𝔢𝔯 @_Succeeder]

🤗

[♰ 𝔖𝔲𝔠𝔠𝔢𝔢𝔡𝔢𝔯 @_Succeeder]

@be_like_ice Haha so true! Chaperoned a trip last year and one kid casually dropped that mum was grounded by dad for spending too much on Amazon Kids have zero filter.

[♰ 𝔖𝔲𝔠𝔠𝔢𝔢𝔡𝔢𝔯 @_Succeeder]

When the edible and the joint hit at the same time while I’m chilling in my usual place and I finally get it: I gotta let him go. We’re never ending up together.

[♰ 𝔖𝔲𝔠𝔠𝔢𝔢𝔡𝔢𝔯 @_Succeeder]

Night shift at the dispensary hit different tonight some fool lifted $128 from the tip jar. You know we got 30 cams recording every move, scanned your ID twice before entry. We got all your details locked. $128 is so not worth catching that permanent case of the guilts,my stoner

[♰ 𝔖𝔲𝔠𝔠𝔢𝔢𝔡𝔢𝔯 @_Succeeder]

@be_like_ice That's the ultimate plot twist you handed them the map and they still got lost in the woods. Classic student energy!