Lex🦜

I like birds, Hawaiian shirts, men, and women

[Lex🦜 @Alexismariah_24]

Super glad I wasn’t born in the 70s because I totally would’ve been sucked into a cult

[Blue Ridge Wildlife Center @BRWildlifeCtr]

This #EarthDay , make a difference in your local habitat by keeping cats indoors. This little fledgling House Finch could’ve grown up with his family, had he not been attacked by a cat. Due to injuries sustained & risk of infection, he must be raised here now, orphaned.

[Lex🦜 @Alexismariah_24]

@wildequids Duck with a mullet!!!

[U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service @USFWS]

✨Meet the barbels.✨

[Lex🦜 @Alexismariah_24]

Was I ever into Barbies as a kid? No. Am I extremely invested in all the Barbie theories and drama now? Absolutely. See y’all at the movies on July 21st

[U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service @USFWS]

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, is this stool taken?

[Rob Denton @RD_Denton]

Everybody WATCH this salamander tap it's little toes in anticipation for food 😍

[Krista Koeller @KristaLerista]

These guys are amazing. And by guys, I mean gals. These amazing snakes reproduce asexually and have thus evolved beyond the need for males. This ability, plus their tiny size and affinity for commercial plants has allowed them to become one of the most widespread vertebrates!

[Lex🦜 @Alexismariah_24]

@treytrucksis Okay class do we think the pop can is a metaphor for the mentally tortured author???

[The Debt Collective 🟥 @StrikeDebt]

Today, House Republicans are holding a sham hearing to stop student debt cancelation. Here's how much college cost when they went to school—and how much it is today:

1. Virginia Foxx
Tuition Then: $310
Tuition 2023: $7,019

[Lex🦜 @Alexismariah_24]

@Ken__zZ Happy birthday c:

[Lex🦜 @Alexismariah_24]

Everyone look

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Seals have short front flippers and un-rotatable rear flipper so cannot walk on land, they propel themselves forward and achieve locomotion by a method called galumphing

[Lex🦜 @Alexismariah_24]

@MaxRLambert Is this a position that gets posted yearly?? I’m not available this season but next year I’d love to apply

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Good morning to everyone except people who trample a meadow of rare flowers to get 12 likes on Instagram

[Lex🦜 @Alexismariah_24]

@makaylashay I’m pretty sure Chris or Colleen had it…so we will never see it again. BUT it was a great day we all had🥰

[Lex🦜 @Alexismariah_24]

Somewhere in the world there’s a video of me running in a field in Ireland with some sheep. I don’t have it and that’s devastating

[Lex🦜 @Alexismariah_24]

@SolomonRDavid @friel I work in fisheries in Montana, they’re my favorite fish. But we never find any really small “baby” sized ones.

[Lex🦜 @Alexismariah_24]

@SolomonRDavid @friel Did you find any baby sucker fish?

[Lex🦜 @Alexismariah_24]

@_andrewlowery Don’t be a ween, I’m manifesting

[Lex🦜 @Alexismariah_24]

I’m going to get an orange cat