Kombucha Queen

Adventure seeker, Islander Alumna, Marine Biologist, ukulele player, first commercial hard kombucha brewer in Texas

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@jvn

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I’m so sad that @JVNhaircare said “We want to assure you this is completely safe. The sediment is a result of the interaction between the natural Turmeric Extract and our Hemisqualane. It is harmless and does not impact the performance of your nourishing oil.”

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Instead they should send a new one, and take this one to study and make sure it is in fact safe. Now I’ll be too worried to purchase in the future.

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I find it strange that school buses with children don’t have seatbelts yet I’m required to wear my seatbelt in the airplane even when on the ground.

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In 2024 I’m done with monopolies. If your price is too high for a service we all know is the same with the other company charging LESS, I’m switching. I’m looking at you @GetSpectrum with your constant outages and charging $40 more than the other guy.

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On a positive note about drinking in older age- mistakes become things like “did I buy Summer Catch last night?”

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Nautical nonsense is ALWAY something I wish

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I don’t know if people realize this, but your skin burns off long before you reach the lava #nofuntowatchmovieswith

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Why is it always the #godbless people that write vial, mean things towards others on the internet? FR get blessed.

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Biting your tongue until it bleeds just to keep from saying, “I told you so!”

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Has an actor ever appeared in one of these TABC videos ever won an Oscar years later?

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@SUBWAY what’s with your locations not taking the coupons y’all send out? Lame.

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@tasty why did all my years of recipes aka my whole account suddenly delete itself 😭 I don’t want to start over.

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Teach*, so many things I have no idea about and it’s regular life shit. Meanwhile I can recite WAY too many theorems, properly identify 100s of species of marine flora and fauna, and all sorts of bookish things that I can’t use unless in a very specific situations haha.

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If the American Dream is to get married, buy a house and have 2.5 children why don’t they treat you how to make any of that happen in school?? How do I buy a house? What are the legal steps to getting married? What kinds of costs and risks are involved with childbirth?

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@emily_hartlaub @johnMtejeda You will! Probably where and when you least expect to.

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Fuck you @Ticketmaster you corrupt son of a motherfucker. And your little dog @StubHub too!

Everyone should just boycott the Taylor Swift concerts until Ticketmaster realizes their fees are bullshit and so is their purchasing system. Get fucked.

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@johnMtejeda I’m here for this personality trait

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All the people coughing in the airport right now… including me, giving Contagion vibes

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I never think about how greasy my hands are until I see my phone screen in the sunlight