Child: I learned a joke at school.
Me: Ok let’s hear it.
Child: What goes in stiff but comes out soft?
Me:
Child:
Me:
Child:
Me: Is it a-
Wife [running in from other room]: SPAGHETTI IT’S SPAGHETTI
Babe, it’s a bit windy. You’ll never guess what happened. Went outside to get some fresh air. And the wind blew me up in the air and straight across the road into the boozer. Won’t be able to leave for a few hours untill wind dies down a bit. Love ya @SineadMichelle1
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Shout out to all the plumbers on #WorldPlumbingDay
To show our appreciation we're giving away a ROCASE of goodies to 1 person! #Competition#WinItWednesday
How to Enter:
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*ends 15/3/20 midnight