Lex Lion

ᚷᛖᛏ ᚠᚢᚲᚲᛖᛞ - Get Fucked 🏳️‍🌈🍳

[Lex Lion @Alexr97__]

My toxic trait is I once played in goal Vs a premier League striker and kept a clean sheet, now every goalie he scores against I consider myself better than 🤣🤣🤣

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

DANHAUSEN IS THE KING OF NEW YORK!

CONGRATULATIONS @nyknicks THE KINGS OF NEW YORK!

UNCURSED!

[Lex Lion @Alexr97__]

The pop when this man gets back to MSG is going to be absolutely nuclear.

[Lex Lion @Alexr97__]

That poor steward getting absolutely wrecked by the shot. Straight to the back of his head. Bet that hurt #MEXRSA

[Lex Lion @Alexr97__]

Get geertrudia signed permanently. He's going to be essential next year. Unfortunate about traore but we have solid potential in the wings anyway.
BA and hemir still under contract...... Not really surprising but who really cares

[Sunderland AFC @SunderlandAFC]

🗞️ Sunderland AFC today confirmed its retained list for the 2026-27 season.

[Lex Lion @Alexr97__]

Today I learnt bananas are berries... No no no it's fucking 2am I'm gonna have a mental breakdown over bananas being fucking berries. the fuck is this. It's triggered the tism

[Dr Rob @rob_heighton]

Someone on r/LegalAdviceUK has beef with Tesco for not counting bananas as berries

[Lex Lion @Alexr97__]

I'll take 150mill for Enzo take it or leave it.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 Florentino Pérez: “The bid will be for a Cristiano Ronaldo or Kaká level player. He’s a GALACTICO”.

[Lex Lion @Alexr97__]

He doesn't need replacing, but the right answers are jack Joseph or (already a sideman) JME

[Adios @evenprimeodd]

If you had to choose KSI’s replacement for sidemen, who would you choose?

[Lex Lion @Alexr97__]

@brass263 @SunderlandDepre Hes 27. I have a feeling they he's not going to become as good as semenyo. At least semenyo was 20 at the time

[Lex Lion @Alexr97__]

@WorkTheSpace Let's see if Searching for bargains in the u17's Bolivian youth teams has real life implications 🤣 what a cross over lmao

[Lex Lion @Alexr97__]

Gunther is going to go nuts on Brock. It's so clear. #clashinitaly #wwe

[Lex Lion @Alexr97__]

This is absolutely bat shit to me.

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

Anthony Gordon becomes an FC Barcelona player until 2031✍️
🔗 https://t.co/YH6UlV1h68

[Akira ⚚ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇵🇾🇺🇾🇵🇹 @TalbiWaves]

🚨Arthur Masuaku is reportedly keen on extending his Sunderland contract beyond 2027.

Sunderland have since filed for a restraining order.

[Lex Lion @Alexr97__]

I sound like a fucking spam bot sending people the link to knocked loose tickets 🤣 promise I'm not a bot 🤣

[Lex Lion @Alexr97__]

@mattbensmith @maxparkyn46 Hi here's the link for Nottingham. You obviously know the code 😁 https://t.co/Z6AG2vvWe1…

[Lex Lion @Alexr97__]

@rassI975 @jesyellex @MissedPanenka @maxparkyn46 Hi here's the link for Nottingham. You obviously know the code 😁 https://t.co/Z6AG2vvWe1…

[Lex Lion @Alexr97__]

@b0netemple @maxparkyn46 Hi here's the link for Nottingham. You obviously know the code 😁 https://t.co/Z6AG2vvWe1…

[Lex Lion @Alexr97__]

@maxparkyn46 Hi here's the link for Nottingham. You obviously know the code 😁 https://t.co/5GhhykV3Xg

[Lex Lion @Alexr97__]

Brilliant stuff

[Sunderland AFC @SunderlandAFC]

Thank you for writing us off...

[Lex Lion @Alexr97__]

@LukeONien Without a doubt Mr Sunderland. Think Watford screwed up letting you go all those years ago. From playing against billericay town to potentially A.C Milan at the San siro. I can't put it into words how much this means to the fans. thank you.

[Lex Lion @Alexr97__]

@krespeakman Thank you!! Would never be in this position without you.