Alex

[abdul 🌌📷 @Advil]

twitter is still the best app when there’s crazy news and it’s not even close unfortunately

[s @serotonen]

aint seen tweets this funny since the queen got packed

[Alex @Alexsaurous2]

Yea I had to download twitter again just for this

[Alex @Alexsaurous2]

Beer going down my throat this weekend like a Charlie Kirk bullet

[Merrick 🦂 @punishedmother]

Maybe Charlie Kirk shouldn’t have spent years being a hateful demagogic fascist and this wouldn’t have happened. Maybe he should take some personal responsibility.

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

“I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” -Charlie Kirk
https://t.co/W9qMQw7KfL

[BON @Gresham2x]

Nigga got walked down by Larry David

[Alex @Alexsaurous2]

@YooMadTooBad @40ozTrippin @crazyclipsonly You blocked my ass bitch boy you lost, suck my dick and get lost, you’re the one that’s big mad goofy, yo momma a hoe also

[Malik @MalikMcYeet]

She think she gon take Clairo from us

[Alex @Alexsaurous2]

@littlecharger21 You forgot about old world diseases , so its more like if they walked on the court with a Glock before the series and shot 4 of the starting 5 started then played the series

[Alex @Alexsaurous2]

😭😭😭

[Jules @julesterpak]

Marjorie Taylor Greene: “I think your fake eyelashes are messing up”

AOC: “That is absolutely unacceptable. How dare you attack the physical appearance of another person”

Marjorie Taylor Greene: “Why don’t you debate me?”

AOC: “I think it’s gonna be self-evident”

Marjorie Taylor Greene: “Yeah, you don’t have enough intelligence”

James Comer: “Miss Greene, do you agree to unanimous consent to strike your words?”

Marjorie Taylor Greene: “Yes, I’ll strike my words but I’m not apologizing”

Jasmine Crockett: “I’m just curious to better understand your ruling. If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody’s bleach blonde, bad built, butch body… that would not be engaging in personalities correct?”

James Comer: “Uh, a what now?”

[Alex @Alexsaurous2]

IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS HAHAHA

[Alex @Alexsaurous2]

HELL YEA I FUCKING LOVE GOVERNMENT BUILDING TAKEOVERS

[Calla @CallaWalsh]

Can’t believe more ppl aren’t talking about Cal Poly Humboldt. Despite federal & state authorities’ threats, students aren’t backing down. They occupied a 2nd building after renaming Seimens Hall “Intifada Hall” & redecorated the President’s office as part of the liberated zone:

[josan fuck you ☻︎ @onedyingwish]

Let it be known right here right now that the opening word to Torture’s first set ever was “FREE PALESTINE”

[Alex @Alexsaurous2]

@dnaufalw @NeverteIImeodd BRUH LMAO

[eric @baskinthegloww]

hot people have a deep history with this album

[Alex @Alexsaurous2]

Me if drunk texting was an Olympic sport

[Alex @Alexsaurous2]

That is NOT Kendrick Lamar that is K DOT

[Alex @Alexsaurous2]

@ImpresAes @historyinmemes Yea no shit 😂

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

the bear.