alex meyers

6 feet of sass

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Someone call Lucia the seamstress to fix this. I believe in her

[Blockbuster @blockbuster]

@netflix Remember renting vhs’ from us. You could start it on time no problem… This is what we get.

[alex meyers @AlexxMeyers]

Go Gulls! @SDGullsAHL #GullsLive

[alex meyers @AlexxMeyers]

@AskAmex locked out of my account and it won’t let me reset the pw

[alex meyers @AlexxMeyers]

Happy 4th of July to all the single girlies in the U.S. who signed up for @tinder passport today in hopes of finding a husband in a different country 🙃

[alex meyers @AlexxMeyers]

Check out #Framey, this amazing social travel app I’ve found. Find cool spots nearby, make travel plans, take beautiful pictures and share them with your friends. Get it at https://t.co/J5plgSCv2b.

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

If Instagram isn’t working then neither am I

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

This is a sad day for white trash.

[alex meyers @AlexxMeyers]

All I want for Christmas is a husband with an EU passport tbh #getmeouttahere

[alex meyers @AlexxMeyers]

@instagram insights are gone for archived posts from last week - any way to get them back??

[Sean Compton @Sean_Compton]

This country needs a 90s-style hip hop resurgence and it needs it now!

[Angela Belcamino @AngelaBelcamino]

Ban Viagra. If pregnancy is God's will, so is limp dick.

[alex meyers @AlexxMeyers]

@Sean_Compton My dad bought me the hardcover book 😂

[alex meyers @AlexxMeyers]

@meadowpena243 Yess! Thank you so much for sharing! Been looking for a list like this everywhere 🙌🏼

[alex meyers @AlexxMeyers]

Shoutout to @AmericanAir for ignoring CDC guidelines and booking middle seats in full rows on the plane. When you ask to move to a completely empty row, they tell you you should have changed before you boarded. Thanks for keeping us safe from #covid! #not

[PostSecret @postsecret]

"The people protesting aren't wanting to go back to their jobs, they're demanding that you do". --reddit

[LA QuakeBot @earthquakesLA]

A 3.8 magnitude earthquake occurred 0.62mi S of View Park-Windsor Hills, CA. Details: https://t.co/PlJ3felEzl Map: https://t.co/4Qjf7kU81x

[alex meyers @AlexxMeyers]

@hopper submitted my cancelation request and have not received confirmation. I have travel insurance with you. Flight is TOMORROW. Do I need to cancel myself???

[alex meyers @AlexxMeyers]

@Nordstrom having a problem with a package that got delivered to the wrong address. Called 2x to make sure it was updated and still got delivered to the incorrect. On hold for 45min currently...pls help!