Alex

[Falkland Islands @falklands_utd]

🇪🇸💅😘

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

For crying out loud: it’s “The DRC”, not “Dr Congo”

[Dan Evans @dai_alectic]

We are in a golden age of politics

[Wes Streeting @wesstreeting]

Hard to find the right words for what is happening today. Shambles and chaos seem too understated.

[cow @cowincrisis]

what a stupid fucking animal

[horse @horsetwting]

fuck you

[Alex @Alexx_Hemming]

This looks fucking lethal. Imagine walking along minding your own and all of a sudden you’re taken out by a rather heavy, burning battery. Or your house burns down while you sleep because a passing car has jettisoned its malfunctioning battery into your living room

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

China is testing EVs that eject their batteries in emergencies in order to promote driver safety.

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Car park firm NCP collapses with nearly 700 jobs at risk https://t.co/RyZ9GGcKTE

[Alex Wheatley @thealexbear]

Being amongst drivers not even being remotely 'into' driving anymore. Driving well being incredibly low on their list.

Speed wrongly
Scared to overtake
Scared to do the speed limit when situations permit
Scared to reverse park
Scared to use the left lane
Scared to accelerate

[Alex @Alexx_Hemming]

@Voyager03 @pubisclosed @Bladesam1983 Which they will sell at a higher price accordingly so will make the money back. To re stock in the meantime, credit/overdraft exists on business accounts.

[Heavy Spoilers @heavyspoilers]

Can we not just have at least one year of fucking shit

[Tim Stanley @timothy_stanley]

Reassuringly European: we will discuss the war after the weekend, with breaks for lunch, wine and nude sunbathing.

[Patrick Maguire @patrickkmaguire]

Voters quite like Andy Burnham and they hate Keir Starmer. That was a needlessly expensive and self-destructive way for the Labour Party to learn that lesson

[Mark Hammond @MarkHam80780803]

“Where can we drop you, sir?”
“Is Pizza Express still open?”

[Podcast Secrets of the Pharaohs @PodcastPharaohs]

Prince Andrew has taken 4 grams of coke to ‘relax’ him for his drive back to Sandringham…

Did it relax him?

[Rob @robrousseau]

Shocked to learn about Prince Andrew's fatal car crash next week

[Tom💐 @TomHulme79]

We already have that in Britain it’s called Eastbourne

[Louis Staples @LouisStaples]

Secretary of State for shall we do a little key shall we have a little line