Alfa Huck Yurbutt

Professional punch dancer, Olympic high fiver, and your run of the mill belligerent drunkard. Cool people need not apply.

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I sometimes think to myself "I might not be good looking, smart or in great shape..."

That's it. That's where the thought ends.

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Hefner dead at 91 Hugh da thunk it?

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Yoel Romero is so ripped he looks like a UFC create a fighter. #UFC213

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That curly haired ring girl looks like a Wild Thornberry character come to life. #UFC213

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Roehrick looks like they asked a guy at the Arby's across the street if he wanted to fight #TUF25Finale

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This fight looks like 2 dads at a 4th of July pool party getting into a fist fight. #UFCOKC

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Rumble is embarrassed by Hendricks lack of professionalism #UFCOKC

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Garcia looks like a 12 year old Hector Lombard #UFCOKC

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Does anyone know if BJ Penn is from Hawaii? #UFCOKC

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BJ Penn is fighting super buff Daniel Craig next #UFCOKC

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Koch has hair like Crispin Glover in the movie Willard #UFCOKC

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PS3 and Xbox 360 slim... smh. Did y'all ever think maybe it's hard for them because they have glandular or body image issues?!!

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You know that fight didn't have much action because Holly Holm's bun is still perfectly intact #UFCSingapore

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Correia thinks she won that round 10-8 #UFCSingapore

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Quit bullshittin- Marc Goddard #UFCSingapore

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Arlovski coming out to an Eminem song like he wants to lose #UFCSingapore

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Being a self professed Sneakerhead just means you're always "1 McChicken please" broke but in Jordans.

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Not cool of Pearson to fight a Hooker on live tv. #UFCAuckland

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Cutelaba was in a hurry because his Uber driver was waiting outside #UFCAuckland

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@djr_102 As long as I can paint my face like The Crow or Dead Presidents I'm in.