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mundane loser with poor grammar and spelling skills

[💧~Nɛssa~💧 @LadyEsdeath]

Porque estábamos de antes

[Aᴍɪʀ @AmirIGM]

I'm crying Iran actually regime-changed America

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Need MAGA to explain to the rest of us with brain cells how giving Iran $300 Billion is different or somehow better than giving Iran $1.7 Billion?

Explain it to us like we're at a @EricTrump level of intelligence.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Finally, we have a preliminary agreement to begin tentative negotiations over the hypothetical path forward to consider possible arrangements to discuss steps forward that may or may not be included in a notional accord over a working group that could possibly meet by a to-be-determined Teams call regarding initial steps for a peace accord.

[JaguarGator9 @JaguarGator9NFL]

As a Waffle House connoisseur, if the dining area of a WaHo is closed, you need to get out of there immediately

[Happy Captain @EODHappyCaptain]

Our forefathers purchased these for under 5 dollars at Walmart

[awrealya, m.a. @BlkMissFrizzle]

I’m so weak at Mamdani being like “well I control the remote controls” lmao

[Chris Brunet @chrisbrunet]

"Brilyn Hollyhand" was 10 years old in 2016 when Obama left office... Just imagine him seething about Obama for 8 years from the ages of 2-10

*toddler pounds fist on high chair while Fox News blares in the background*

"MOMMM HE'S WEARING A TAN SUIT!!!"

[paperwash© @PaperWash]

me: just tell me I don't die in an Arby's bathroom stall

Death: [sadly looking up from his book] look, what matters is how you lived

[JustBreathe @stargazing90]

Everyone okay with that? They took money from every pay check ever had and spent it somewhere else..pissed yet?

[onion person @CantEverDie]

in honor of nancy mace losing her bid for governor

[🌻David Mathers Нет войне. Слава Україні!🌻 @DavidMathers4]

@AP Is colliding with an Iranian drone the same as or different than being shot down by Iranian drone?

[Devin Nunes’ cow 🐮 @DevinCow]

Dude he fell asleep in a loud stadium

[Vinicios Betiol @vinicios_betiol]

Esta imagem terá mais curtidas do que a publicação deste criminoso de guerra.

[AMWakeUp @AMwakeup]

Bezos's stepfather was a multi-millionaire. So was his father. His grandfather was the first director at DARPA. He had every single institutional & familial advantage & was making a ton on Wall St when Amazon launched. This re-write is just pathetic

[🐝 @beha_hun]

If they cut Social Security, I want every single penny they have taken from my paychecks since the very first day I ever started working.

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

>foreign nation

[Murray Rothbard @MurraySuggests]

The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, has apparently closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States, for the seventh time, won the war that wasn’t a war, so now the United States has to open the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the not-war began.

The not-war began because Iran had uranium that was totally, completely, beautifully obliterated, so they can’t build the nuclear bomb they weren’t building, which is why the United States had to start the not-war it definitely didn’t start.

Now the United States, which has nuclear weapons, is threatening to use nuclear weapons to stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons, because nuclear weapons are far too dangerous for countries with nuclear weapons to allow other countries to have.

If the United States saw the United States doing what the United States does in other countries, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

[BonkDaCarnivore @BonkDaCarnivore]

What's amazing to me is that, 10 years apart, there are the exact same clouds in the exact same positions.

DC truly is a magical place