The Grumpy Uncle

I'm grumpy. Very very grumpy.

[The Grumpy Uncle @docjommd]

What do we want?
Equal rights for indecisive procrastinators!
When do we want it?
Maybe later!

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Some jerk called me ignorant and indifferent. I don't know what that means, but I guess it doesn't matter.

[remember my name @witterraverik]

@BobGolen Such a waist of time

[Pam Winston Papsmear @PamWinstonP]

Just a bunch of sinners, judging other sinners, for sinning differently

[The B. @anerdonfire2]

Have you tried letting the screams out?

[Sunshine Jarboly @SunshineJarboly]

i begin every job resume with ‘i’ve already put both our lives in danger’

[Dr. Johnny Fever🎙 @NikiMarinis]

"I don't drink coffee" is the new "I'm vegan.”

[(Kat) @ollkorrect0]

Accidentally opened a banana so I guess I'm eating a banana now

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing," it does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing.

[Darla @ddsmidt]

I’m still waiting for life to get to the “merrily, merrily, merrily” part.

[Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey @MonkeysMarch]

Sometimes I like a person . . . But it doesn't mean I like that person everyday.

[The Grumpy Uncle @docjommd]

This for me is the ultimate sentimental piano playlist. From baroque to classical, to contemporary and modern pop/rock. An air of nostalgia.

https://t.co/eR11ZCf6RQ

[Rob Thomas @RobotThomas]

Don't give up on your nightmares.

[bȅskra @althene]

You don't need to kill both birds.

[The Grumpy Uncle @docjommd]

@historyinmemes So what happened to these stupid punks?

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

♫ 12 drummers drumming
♫ 11 pipers piping
♫ 10 lords a-leaping
♫ 9 ladies dancing
♫ 8 maids a-milking
♫ 7 swans a-swimming
♫ 6 geese a-laying
♫

[Lindsay @Rollinintheseat]

The only thing scarier than seeing a spider is not seeing the spider anymore.

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

Saw a true dear friend today .... Thank God I was able to hide in time.

[Upside Dad @UpsideDad]

“You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.

[The Grumpy Uncle @docjommd]

Welcome to the Annual Procrastinators Meeting. Let's just do this next year.