Festering Rage

My panic room is in my head.

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He got a lot more than three wishes.

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I've got "fuck me" money.

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I don’t watch the Oscars but I record it in case someone gets hit.

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I’m the one that brings my family together. It’s for an intervention, but still.

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I just hope that when the State fair is over and they’re packing everything up that somebody fucks that butter cow.

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I hate it when Wolverine dances.

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@RonniSalt @156Richard Biden takes shits that are better qualified to be President than Trump is.

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@nathaliejacoby1 @HarmonicHulaHoe Like makin out wit yer cousin.

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It’s Kentucky Derby time. You know somebody’s getting fucked in a goofy hat tonight.

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When I was a kid, all I wished for was legal weed, sex robots, and jet packs. Two out of three ain’t bad. #lifeisgood

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I’d be so pissed if I won Powerball and it was only a $20 million jackpot.

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The Chinese just figured if they flew a balloon over the country and took some pictures they were bound to get some classified documents.

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@_p_rittenhouse Monday

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If you bury a man in a Romper he wont get into Heaven.

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Still saving his sobriety card for an epic fuck up.

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@elonmusk Thank you for fucking yourself so severely. I was so bored and needed to watching something meaningful happen.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it cost Elon Musk $44 Billion.

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I may not be Mr. Right but I can be Mr. right now, right here.

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@BeckyBunzy Amish dildo