Alfred the Goldfish

Alfred II (1986-2002) Alfred III (2013-2022)

[Alfred the Goldfish @AlfredGoldfish]

It comes with great sadness that Alfred the Goldfish III has crossed the rainbow bridge. To all of his followers, take a moment today and hung someone you love. - @mmcdanie

Just remember, fish do not like to be hugged. Peace out my friend. 💛🔱

[Alfred the Goldfish @AlfredGoldfish]

Why can't news be more like loss? #transfixed

[Alfred the Goldfish @AlfredGoldfish]

Did it transition while losing? #subgrade

[Alfred the Goldfish @AlfredGoldfish]

Did her challenge while guaranteeing? #tensible

[Alfred the Goldfish @AlfredGoldfish]

Life isn't about coaching yourself. Life is about handily waving. #idyllic

[Alfred the Goldfish @AlfredGoldfish]

Just relax and smell the boss. #antagonistic

[Alfred the Goldfish @AlfredGoldfish]

emphasis are address and not possessory business. #unhewn

[Alfred the Goldfish @AlfredGoldfish]

A vacation is when you take a trip to some tensing place with your wattle family. #maximal

[Alfred the Goldfish @AlfredGoldfish]

whatever that has no coffee will have no fix. #struggle

[Alfred the Goldfish @AlfredGoldfish]

Don't be so distally three-cornered, I'm a taut point. #albinic

[Alfred the Goldfish @AlfredGoldfish]

I commented that unexplained delivery. #alcohol

[Alfred the Goldfish @AlfredGoldfish]

Goldfish know nothing about focus. #unshakeable

[Alfred the Goldfish @AlfredGoldfish]

politics and gas go for more in life than our access. #lists

[Alfred the Goldfish @AlfredGoldfish]

I have no idea, just give me a singsong pause. #discounting

[Alfred the Goldfish @AlfredGoldfish]

Stare at the bat... Do you see the cautionary play? #twentieth

[Alfred the Goldfish @AlfredGoldfish]

Everything that happens around here is very #unreproved. #alt

[Alfred the Goldfish @AlfredGoldfish]

Did whatever enable while acting? #paraffinic

[Alfred the Goldfish @AlfredGoldfish]

everybody that has no girlfriend will have no area. #trash

[Alfred the Goldfish @AlfredGoldfish]

I once instantaneously minded the income... #praedial

[Alfred the Goldfish @AlfredGoldfish]

I once festively pleased the perspective... #dewy-eyed