Alfwoti

if you could push a button that gives you one million dollars, but a completely random bone in your body disappears, how many times would you push the button?

[Alfwoti @Alfwoti]

@featherleafern if you are too negative they say "you're seeking attention", if you are too positive they say "theres no way you have it that good"

if they dont want to trust they will bend it however they please, those people deserve the funny block button

[Alfwoti @Alfwoti]

How about ZERO nights at freddy's

[Alfwoti @Alfwoti]

jjs slander

[m @mdlnevermore]

"you reply so fast"
thanks, nobody texts me

[Alfwoti @Alfwoti]

Top ten tricks to make you the coolest member in the groupchat

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[🦝trash panda🏳️‍⚧️ @TrashPandaGirll]

High empathy sucks cause when you understand why people are the way they are you realize most people aren't truly evil they're just dumb and incapable of viewing the world outside of their own experiences which makes it hard to truly hate them even if they are ugly inside.

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

what

[⦻ RAZOR ✃𓄧꒷꒦ #TENOÍ @outhcrowfreak]

If it helps anyone: types of attraction

Sexual- wow i wanna fuck them
Romantic- wow i wanna date them
Sensual- wow i wanna kiss/cuddle them
Aesthetic- wow they look hot
Platonic- wow i wanna friend them

[Alfwoti @Alfwoti]

@ringposting Dude lei heng looks so goddamn disappointed in her response, look at his face 😭

[Alfwoti @Alfwoti]

The wither storm fucked up my bistro sign

[Alfwoti @Alfwoti]

@pluto_chii

[Alfwoti @Alfwoti]

@F4LL3N_S4SHA ngl my method is i just cycle through the entire cast, every time i die i go to the next character in the list until i get bored and leave.

NOT AT ALL practical, and i suck ass, but its fun and i like being different :]

[Alfwoti @Alfwoti]

@featherleafern the ten conversation went roughly like this:
*asks the question*
*guy pulls out phone, googles price of ferrari (2 mil)*
"Ten."
"But you'd lose ten bones?"
"But i'd have 5 ferraris."

Like i GUESS bro

[Alfwoti @Alfwoti]

@scrufftuna_ I'm going to sound like a nut saying this, but i don't trust axosun. I don't know what it is, i just have this unscratchable itch in my mind saying there's something fucked up that they've done that we just haven't heard about yet...

[Alfwoti @Alfwoti]

@BluebriarArts The shit scroll was pulling:

[Alfwoti @Alfwoti]

@BluebriarArts for example, you could just swap fighter for guest 1337 and have virtually the same thing to say, bbn isnt a pioneer here

[Alfwoti @Alfwoti]

@BluebriarArts "bbn is unique because survivors have both strengths and weaknesses."
what?? literally every asym ever is like this, its not at all unique to bbn. you could swap out the survivors with ones from basically any other asym and make the exact same point, whats even being proven here?

[Alfwoti @Alfwoti]

@UrbanCheetah @slushieguyz @videoslop nope, works just as well on android mobile from what i tested (you click on the gif in the link in discord to make it fullscreen, then hold down to get the download option)