Alexandra

she/her | 95% coffee, 5% glitter

[Alexandra @AliBForever]

You are my person ❤️

[Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @Lilblack_heart]

Someone said iced coffee season was ending soon and I just can’t wrap my head around that. Iced coffee is a lifestyle not a season, brenda.

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

There is exactly one generation that can rotate a pdf and there will never be another. The knowledge dies with us.

[Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @ReichlinMelnick]

Many of the literal Founders of this country voted against making English the official language of the nation in the late 18th century.

[Alexandra @AliBForever]

Bring back bloopers in kids animated movies

[Alexandra @AliBForever]

Kids are so weird. Just caught my five year old dipping her carrot sticks in her strawberry yogurt. Sounds balanced though so whatever

[bonky @shesbonky]

alpha bros be having podcasts where they coach other men to be hyper-masculine controlling red-flag assholes meanwhile every woman i know is completely horny for this 40 sec clip of tom holland in drag shaking his little ass to a feminist anthem

[Alexandra @AliBForever]

Caleb!?!!

[Im really poor @MistaFuccYou]

Someone at Ruth’s Chris called to tell me I’m banned and I asked why and they sent me this ???

[Alexandra @AliBForever]

@halfxxblood Felt that

[Alexandra @AliBForever]

4:59 pm and I have not taken a break all day today 😭

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

Vaccines don't cause autism.

It doesn't need "looking at" because it has been..repeatedly...many times by many people and the answer is crystal clear.

Vaccines do not cause autism.

Dragging up this debunked theory is a waste of time, money and energy.

[PriesT @OMGitsPriesT]

I will never let this video be forgotten

[Alexandra @AliBForever]

Guest is wearing a white dress to this wedding 😟 #livetweet

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

its about perspective

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

soup season is upon us

[Admiral Snaccbar 🐙 @Chris_Mench]

Serving shrimp with the tail still on when it’s already mixed into something (pasta, rice, etc) is insane.

[Alexandra @AliBForever]

Oh I have one of these 🥹

[Alexandra @AliBForever]

@halfxxblood Great news!!!!!

[Alexandra @AliBForever]

I’ve never rated a note until now but lol

[peanut buttercup @perfectcelebrty]

wait shouldn’t the letters being projected on her chest be upside down and backwards…..