Ali Hammer

[Ali Hammer @AliHammer4]

Things my 1 year old said I love you too this week:
1. Cake
2. Donuts
3. Brownie
4. Tv
5. A stranger
6. Dad

[Ali Hammer @AliHammer4]

I made peanut butter popcorn and 3 yeat old told me it was the most delicious popcorn he's ever had. I fully expect that he tells me he doesn't like it tomorrow.

[Ali Hammer @AliHammer4]

@wearethemaces @provocity @ProvoParks The new scera park in Orem also has a large wheelchair ramp but the all together playground is way better.

[Ali Hammer @AliHammer4]

@saigers I always joked I had it & then in sped school my proff asked me what I did to help my ADD. Then I learned the accommodations, & I had been doing them all growing up lol. Then we took the diagnostic tests & I failed all the ADD sections lol.I feel pretty confident I was right😅

[Ali Hammer @AliHammer4]

As a mom, I'm not sure what's worse, never getting to poop alone or hearing all the chaos erupt behind the door when you try

[Ali Hammer @AliHammer4]

3 y.o. - "I make love on your window!"

- He drew a heart. He drew a heart on the window. 🤦‍♀️

[Ali Hammer @AliHammer4]

Kraken looks like grandpa without his dentures. #BattleBots

[Ali Hammer @AliHammer4]

@jimmyfallon In London, on a double decker bus when a drunk English man, Welchman, and an Irishman get into a dance battle. To Justin Beiber. #travelfail

[Ali Hammer @AliHammer4]

@Joeingles7 @SOlympicsUT Love this! I teach Adapted PE in Alpine School District and we had our unified soccer tournament last week!

[Ali Hammer @AliHammer4]

Grandma is kicking the ball with, my potty training, 2 and a half year old when he yells "Penis ball grandma! " 🤦‍♀️

[Melissa Merwin Dydyn @mamerwin]

I told my husband to put the oreos somewhere I couldn't get them. So he put them on the floor. #pregnancyproblems #thirdtrimesterwoes

[Ali Hammer @AliHammer4]

Watching Bluey with the toddler and the mom says "This is what happens when you're unhappy with what you've got, somebody's husband gets it!" 🤣 #bluey

[Ali Hammer @AliHammer4]

2 YO trying to potty train, yelling at his penis "Turn on! "

[Ali Hammer @AliHammer4]

@leannmartineau @Ch_JesusChrist @OaksDallinH Looove this

[Ali Hammer @AliHammer4]

@saigers I hate when you're pretty far along pregnant and people say "You're finally starting to show!" Or something similar. - cool, good to know you thought I was fat all along.....🙄

[Ali Hammer @AliHammer4]

@LVRaider_81 @splashnephew @andyblarsen What did conley do?

[Ali Hammer @AliHammer4]

Snow White's got a potty mouth 😅

[Ali Hammer @AliHammer4]

@TaylorHammer8

[Ali Hammer @AliHammer4]

When the @utahjazz are losing when you leave to go throw up, because #preggerproblems, and you come back and they are winning and the hubby asks if you can go throw up some more.... #takeonefortheteam #GoJazz

[Ali Hammer @AliHammer4]

@manboobwpurpose We're the same way. We watched the first 2 and started the 3rd and still weren't into it.