Ali Dunk

Loved by your parents, disappointment to mine. 1 and 1/2 llamas in a trenchcoat

[Ali Dunk @AliJDunk]

Anxious in the sheets, smiling at dogs in the streets

[Ali Dunk @AliJDunk]

@seedoilprince New Plettigoal slander option just dropped @Billie_T

[Ali Dunk @AliJDunk]

@Plettigoal @FootballCliches State of the cracked badge here

[Ali Dunk @AliJDunk]

@FootballCliches Whose team is @CDEccleshare on? Surely if he answers a question for Cliches he can’t celebrate

[Ali Dunk @AliJDunk]

@Freddievanderve @ArchRose90 I had a good run at voting, I got everything I wanted anyway after they rewilded the frogs that make you gay

[Ali Dunk @AliJDunk]

@Freddievanderve @ArchRose90 I demand to be allowed to the vote

[Ali Dunk @AliJDunk]

Perhaps Southern Rail are ready for a title push this season @FootballCliches

[Ali Dunk @AliJDunk]

@Craig1Osullivan @FootballCliches Cracked… cracks? Cracked ice? Cracked massive ball?

[Ali Dunk @AliJDunk]

Very rarely tweet, even more rarely about politics but after voting Labour at every election bar one (cheers Nick) there is no chance I’m voting for them whilst this ghoul is in charge and that feels weird and sad

[Eleanora (formerly LeftieStats) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @LeftieStats]

🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer says that trans women should be banned from women-only spaces.

Asked if trans women (even those with GRCs) have the right to use women's spaces, Starmer said: "No. They don’t have that right. They shouldn’t".

(Via The Times)

[Ali Dunk @AliJDunk]

When you’re shot by a Kiwi Cowboy

[Ali Dunk @AliJDunk]

Ok, I’ll bite. What is a Benson Boone

[Ali Dunk @AliJDunk]

@TravelodgeUK Your hotel in Harlow seems to be fully booked on your website for all of April 2025, is this correct or is it just too far in advance?

[Ali Dunk @AliJDunk]

Dalia Fazoletti you have to stop. You smoke too tough, your lust for life too whimsical, they’ll kill you Dalia Fazoletti

[Ali Dunk @AliJDunk]

They’re the same height?!

#SmallestGeezer

[Rishi Sunak @RishiSunak]

Only a few thousand miles to go...

My morning run with @HardestGeezer, congrats on Project Africa hitting £1 million.

[Ali Dunk @AliJDunk]

Bruno Fernandes

[Ali Dunk @AliJDunk]

Why doesn’t the biggest Boygenius simply eat the other two

[Ali Dunk @AliJDunk]

Andrew when he wanders his way into the money off Harry’s traitoring

#TheTraitorsUK

[Ali Dunk @AliJDunk]

What’s the charge? A sip of succulent fizzy rosé?!

#TheTraitors

[Ali Dunk @AliJDunk]

Me at 14 posting ‘real eyes realise real lies’ as my MSN screen name

[Ali Dunk @AliJDunk]

Trans Rights are Human Rights, Fuck the Tories

All day everyday