Ali Malick

Everyone's dad

[Ali Malick @AliMalick18]

Can the grammys make a new category called "greatest thing humanity has ever created" for the song last last by burna boy

[captive dreamer @captive_dreamer]

Clavicular was posting stuff like this barely 10 months ago

[Political Punk @actingliketommy]

I FOUND IT!

The Clinton pool pic was not at Epstein Island, it's the Empire Hotel pool in Brunei. This is a public hotel pool.

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

the way he just stood there the entire time is just crazy😭

[Matt from Full Fat Videos @FullFatVideos]

Arkham City came out 2 years after Arkham Asylum

[Ali Malick @AliMalick18]

@MulherkarRia @mattfarrellmd @_eulanca @ACROresident @ACRORadOnc Great fit doctor

[Ali Malick @AliMalick18]

Let's wrap this shit up no more worm jokes in 2024

[“paula” @paularambles]

the main reason men's shirts have those little breast pockets is just in case their gf becomes a worm

[Ali Malick @AliMalick18]

This is so much better than those MacBook camera movie things

[Ali Malick @AliMalick18]

@LolOverruled U can gaslight u can girlboss but please don't gatekeep rn 🙏

[Ali Malick @AliMalick18]

Avatar kyoshi ass tweet

[trash jones @jzux]

“kill them with kindness” no. i want to kill them with swords

[Ali Malick @AliMalick18]

Loser mentality + win a real ring + yb better

[Quentin Tarantino Universe @TarantinoWorld]

Quentin Tarantino says he doesn't want to become a 75-year-old director.

"I want to go out while I'm at the top, i've always said that 10 movies would be enough for me"

[Ali Malick @AliMalick18]

Imagine if Drake dissed meek mill today. He couldn't say Twitter fingers. He'd have to say x fingers. That sounds so dumb

[Ali Malick @AliMalick18]

Big news for all the Jimmy Olsen heads

[ScreenTime @screentime]

Skyler Gisondo is currently the top choice to play Jimmy Olsen in ‘Superman: Legacy’

via @MyTimeToShineH

[Ali Malick @AliMalick18]

This man has never walked by a business class and looked at the dumb ass shit they have up on the whiteboard

[Ali Malick @AliMalick18]

💉💉💉 Every time.....

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

I’ve been noticing recently that this part of my body keeps getting hungry every few hours

[Mariè @p8stie]

@GRITCULT New York and SF are the only livable walkable cities all these other ppl r coping hard because they have a river walk and an outdoor urban mall

[Ali Malick @AliMalick18]

@Angelic74375871 @msbrinx @alijd_mac @DorsaAmir Stfu angelica

[Ali Malick @AliMalick18]

@msbrinx @alijd_mac @DorsaAmir Where did the hunter gatherer population (that Lola descended from) come from? And is it assumed their skin color lightened over the centuries, or is the light skinned phenotype in the current Danish population solely from the farmer population that arrived circa 4000 bc?

[Ali Malick @AliMalick18]

When did Jordan Peterson start writing like rupi kaur

[Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson]

It
Breaks
My heart
To see a cowboy hat
So misused

@JustinTrudeau

[Ali Malick @AliMalick18]

@rnb3102 They should be charged with a hate crime

[Ali Malick @AliMalick18]

Average threads post

[flashback to getting head at a Halo 2 LAN party @GarlicCorgi]

Hey Millennials,

It's called a bacon, egg, and cheese. No avocado in sight.

And a large coffee is a LARGE. Not a venti mocha crappa whatsits.

You'll learn about the real world once you get out of college.