Ali Mehedi

NYC Stand-up Comedian 🎤 | Seen on @cbc, @nycomedyfest, @edfringe | Founder of @LaughingLassi & @NewYorkComedyHour | Tickets + Clips on @Instagram 🇧🇩🇨🇦

[Ali Mehedi @AliMehedi]

93% of monetized creators earn less than $100,000 annually. They have no retirement plan, no healthcare, and no job security. How will these people retire? Serious question.

TikTok basically tricked people into selling for it without giving them any benefits, like Uber. 🤦🏽‍♂️

[Ali Mehedi @AliMehedi]

“It is in that 0.4% that we go to work”

Bravo, @zohrankmamdani 🙌🏾👏🏾

[Ali Mehedi @AliMehedi]

@jalenbrunson1 We outside. 🧡💙

[Ali Mehedi @AliMehedi]

@Timodc @grok what is the true measure of a strong man?

Grok: The true measure of a strong man is his character under pressure: self-mastery, resilience, responsibility, and doing the right thing when no one is watching.

[Ali Mehedi @AliMehedi]

Someone just told me that Aziz Ansari stole my joke. 😂 I wish. 😂

If a joke is highly specific & someone does it word for word, then yes, probably stolen. But if the joke is short, simple, & based on a pretty obvious observation, it’s more likely a case of parallel thinking.

[Ali Mehedi @AliMehedi]

It’s all fun and game until you are at the pump. 😩😭

[Ali Mehedi @AliMehedi]

Knicks in Five!

[Ali Mehedi @AliMehedi]

@NYCMayor Potholes are fixed
Universal healthcare for kids
Affordable housing on the rise
Knicks in Five!

#LetsGoNewYork #GoKnicks

[Ali Mehedi @AliMehedi]

Potholes are fixed
Universal healthcare for kids
Affordable housing on the rise
Knicks in Five!

#NewYork

[Ali Mehedi @AliMehedi]

I was told that these jokes would kill on @X - let’s see. They have been shared 30k times in few days on instagram so far. 🤦🏽‍♂️ I guess I’ll be writing dark jokes from now on. 🤪

[Ali Mehedi @AliMehedi]

@BankofAmerica must hate their customers. I have a business checking and a credit card, and I can’t pay my credit card balance within the same app. 🤦🏽‍♂️

[Ali Mehedi @AliMehedi]

What’s your love language?

Bangladeshis:

[Ali Mehedi @AliMehedi]

@Dearme2_ A window would be nice.. and a robot.

[Ali Mehedi @AliMehedi]

My office bathroom has a radio playing classical music continuously. It adds an extra layer of luxury to my #2 experience, giving my 💩 the kind of grandeur it deserves. 🎶

[Ali Mehedi @AliMehedi]

Kanye West is like, "I ain’t sayin’ she a gold digger," then spends the next three minutes proving she totally is. 🤦‍♂️

[Ali Mehedi @AliMehedi]

If Strait of Hormuz was called Strait of Hismuz, men wouldn't be fighting over keeping it open. 🤣

[Ali Mehedi @AliMehedi]

If Barack Obama transitions to become a woman, can she run for president three more terms? 😂 Anything to save the country. 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Ali Mehedi @AliMehedi]

@oelma__ Standup Comedy.

[Ali Mehedi @AliMehedi]

@lady_valor_07 Walmart.

[Ali Mehedi @AliMehedi]

It’s raining cats and dogs in New York.