Alicia Norton

She'll make you take your clothes off & go dancing in the rain. She'll casually reference Ricky Martin but she'll take away your pain.
she/her

[People with Disability Australia (PWDA) @PWDAustralia]

We are extremely disappointed with the Federal Government for not providing better support for people with #disability in the #FederalBudget2022 tonight. No emergency support, no NDIS boost, no greater protection from COVID... Read our media release: https://t.co/zuwFuwt1iL

[Alicia Norton @AliNorts]

Without even trying, engineers have designed driverless cars to have a better moral compass than Scott Morrison.

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Happy "national tune into the radio to remind you how far you've aged out of the youth demographic" day.

Now if you'll excuse me I'll be over here listening to Peter Andre's Mysterious Girl for the fifteenth time today.

[Alicia Norton @AliNorts]

@AngeMaryClaire Glass Den in Coburg... silly and over the top instagram looking bullshit that surprisingly also tastes good. A rare combination

[Alicia Norton @AliNorts]

Why do male IT staff always have a Southpark character as their Teams / Monday / other work tool profile pic? This is a thing. I hate it.

[Alicia Norton @AliNorts]

Just like the national anthem, nobody really knows the second verse to the Aussie version of Jingle Bells...

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Yesterday a grown ass man who grew up in Albury Wodonga tried to tell me that pie floaters aren't "culture" but was also truly impressed by Adelaide's multiple 24hr bakeries. I mean you know what they say about people in glass houses right? They shouldn't throw pie floaters.

[Alicia Norton @AliNorts]

Sure, at press conferences they like to ask "is everyone right to go?" But what happens if we're not right to go? What if we just want to go back to bed and pretend none of this is happening? Where's that option Mr Premier?!

[Alicia Norton @AliNorts]

Finally watched The Beastie Boys Story and hey, that was very fun. Make the most of your last little bit of lockdown and get around that. And if you're not in lockdown, we're not really friends.

[Alicia Norton @AliNorts]

I wrote about how I'm feeling living in Melbourne right now. It's a trip.
https://t.co/ctnh5Hdiaa

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By eating an entire supermarket roast chicken alone, would a person feel less sad or more sad? Asking for a friend.

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My housemate just started singing "locky D 6, locky D 6" to the tune of "like a G6" and that is the thing that has officially broken me. Put a fork in me because I am gosh darn done.

[Alicia Norton @AliNorts]

Boomer culture is using the term "fake news" to describe any random fact that they deem to be untrue (or view as mildly upsetting) while simultaneously eating up conspiracy theories & pressuring you to buy into their latest mlm.

[Alicia Norton @AliNorts]

Imagining all of the rejected concepts for "should have gone to spec savers" adverts is my new favourite pastime.

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I have the honour and privilege of working with this glorious human. I learn so much from her and hav ing her in my life makes me so damn lucky!

[Alicia Norton @AliNorts]

This is a lovely and kind tweet about me!!!!!!

[PaTRICK OR TREAT Carl @patregular]

I don’t know how to decide on which apps to post stuff so I always forget about Twitter but this is actually impressive & makes me very proud so I am double-apping it. @AliNorts did her 100th blood donation yesterday. That’s actual lives she has saved. Hooray for her!

[Alicia Norton @AliNorts]

@patregular Bless you and your support 😍 you're ridiculous and that's okay!

[Alicia Norton @AliNorts]

@sjjusticewrites It is the collective result of a population being locked down for...3 ish months... You do not want this. I hope it does not come to....this.

[Alicia Norton @AliNorts]

South Australians, now you're in lockdown I have one word for you:
Spoonville.
(But also please don't. I strongly disliked this trend in Melbourne but it also kinda blows my mind that it only happened here)

[Alicia Norton @AliNorts]

My weekend achievement was taking photos of myself in the outfit I made using @HelloFreshAU packaging. Yes, lockdown 2.0 was a good time, thank you for asking.