PaTRICK OR TREAT Carl

saw Jurassic Park at the cinemas when I was 7 and i have had basically no interests but movies since. out of your family members I like your mum & dog

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This is your brain...
*brain does regular brain stuff*
...and this is your brain on drugs
*brain writes Dark Side of the Moon*

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@preciousvenusxo I need to find something active to do on Tuesday afternoons as well then cos I get them way too often

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@preciousvenusxo It’s really good! Wanna buy one each and split them?

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@preciousvenusxo I have Tuesday off work so it’s becoming my go to breakfast every week. No burlesque for me

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While I am back, might as well check, anyone in Melb got a few Valium I could get for a friend who is going through alcohol withdrawals? This is a genuine request lol

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Been locked out of my Twitter for over two months. Did I miss much apart from that CEO getting shot and the muppet guy (who I guess I can say this now, always looked like a muppet, right?) being a sex pest?

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To be fair, the democrats losing to prove that they don’t actually rig elections is a good strategy for faith in election integrity. Well played

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@marcismith1001 @kdem55818992 @AmandiOnAir Why didn’t they just use you then?

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That “ready to drop bombs” line really isn’t a good look on Mr Drone

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THE WAY SCREAMED WHEN PRESIDENT BAE STARTED RECITING THE LYRICS TO LOSE YOURSELF AFTER EMINEM INTRODUCED HIM 🔥

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@_lalaphoto You can’t even spell Goebbels name with a dollar sign like Ke$ha anymore because of woke

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@preciousvenusxo Holy shit, well done!

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@JasonPestell And my bathroom

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@yaketystax @KJukeh lol there’s now way this incel would have the balls to say anything like this in person. A frightened little coward, through and through

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The trailer for the Speak No Evil remake is fucking awful. If I hadn’t already seen the Danish original there would literally be no point in ever doing so cos the American one gives the whole game away

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One of these creatures just farted on the other one while sitting on his lap

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Getting this reduced to clear for $2 at coles is the most i have engaged with the Olympics in about 2 decades

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@preciousvenusxo I stand it up straight on the table and then slam my mouth down over it, like the Joker doing the pencil magic trick from The Dark Knight

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God I wish I was this stupid

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It properly comes out on Thursday and you should see it at the cinema. Both cos it’s cool to support trans art and also cos it’s just a damn good movie. Captures that feeling of being in a dream as well as any movie I can remember.

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When I watched I Saw the TV Glow I didn’t know anything about the director/her story and this scene fucking terrified me. Can’t wait to watch it again and have the allegory really fucking slap because I am too dumb to understand things without them being fully explained to me