Alison Sommer 🏳️‍🌈

A geeky, hockey-playing mama and author of the Teammates Series

[Alison Sommer 🏳️‍🌈 @AliOffTheMark]

Now available!
Like Big Little Lies with less murder and more hockey.
On Ice: Will drama tear this team apart or bring them closer than they ever expected?
https://t.co/0yQVkPe0Qd

[Natalie Falkenwrath 🏳️‍🌈 @falkenwrath]

I narrated my own audiobook for the first time and it just came out!Listen to Envy and the Geek by Natalie Falkenwrath on Audible. https://t.co/8xsvAon9Ui #audiobooks #romancebooks #Audible #lgbtq #WritingCommunity

[Alison Sommer 🏳️‍🌈 @AliOffTheMark]

I'm in the car a lot, so I use the voice-to-text to text MYSELF handsfree while driving to keep track of my random driving-zone thoughts. Sometimes the thoughts are deep, sometimes not so much. 🤣

[Alison Sommer 🏳️‍🌈 @AliOffTheMark]

I'm narrating an #audiobook for the first time. And I've hit a major milestone. Follow along at home, kids: https://t.co/hsftlFfd1I
#WritingCommunity #writer #narrator #blogger

[Alison Sommer 🏳️‍🌈 @AliOffTheMark]

It plays on @hulu fwiw. Maybe they could pull the ad. It is the worst since Hulu plays the same ads so frequently.

[Alison Sommer 🏳️‍🌈 @AliOffTheMark]

There's a really annoying @SamsungMobile @ATT commercial that sets of our @google home twice each time it comes on. Kindly make it stop. It is, as I said, REALLY ANNOYING.

[Alison Sommer 🏳️‍🌈 @AliOffTheMark]

Why are you tired today, Alison?
I stayed to late being stupid on the Internet!
#smartchoices

[Alison Sommer 🏳️‍🌈 @AliOffTheMark]

https://t.co/L75OEOsIgT

Blog Post: Learning how to narrate, part two of my #audiobook adventure

[Alison Sommer 🏳️‍🌈 @AliOffTheMark]

Counting down the hours until #minicon55 and all the fannish fun to be had!

[Natalie Falkenwrath 🏳️‍🌈 @falkenwrath]

Want wlw #LGBTQ #RomanceBooks ? Check out the Seven Sin series. Three books out so far, four yet to come. What sin will you start with? https://t.co/PHCFAM4h4e

[Alison Sommer 🏳️‍🌈 @AliOffTheMark]

This Twitter account is 9 years old today. Idk why that matters or anything but 🤷🏼‍♀️ Tweet.

[Alison Sommer 🏳️‍🌈 @AliOffTheMark]

And it takes place in Hopkins!

[Natalie Falkenwrath 🏳️‍🌈 @falkenwrath]

Preorder available for PLAYING FOR PRIDE!
This book was written with a lot of heart. Want bi representation with nuance? This is it.

Also, it's sexy AF.

#RomanceBooks #LGBTQ #Kindle

https://t.co/aSqUdu5hz6

[Alison Sommer 🏳️‍🌈 @AliOffTheMark]

Hey, @SisterHazelBand what are you up to these days?

[Alison Sommer 🏳️‍🌈 @AliOffTheMark]

Does shout-singing "I'm happy but that ain't good enough for you!" at my own brain make sense to anybody but me? #happynothappy

[Alison Sommer 🏳️‍🌈 @AliOffTheMark]

Imagine: The Olympics, but everybody's over 40. Adult Olympics. I'd watch the shit outta that. #Olympics

[Alison Sommer 🏳️‍🌈 @AliOffTheMark]

Great review of On Ice! https://t.co/1GMGefJcA0

[Alison Sommer 🏳️‍🌈 @AliOffTheMark]

#anxiety is fucking PAINFUL. People who think it's "just worrying too much" have never felt the "stab me in the chest, then wiggle the knife around until you find the most painful spot, and poke it until you want to die" sensation. #fml
#MentalHealthMatters

[Alison Sommer 🏳️‍🌈 @AliOffTheMark]

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[Alison Sommer 🏳️‍🌈 @AliOffTheMark]

I have never been as angry at a company at I am with @SunCountryAir right now.

[Alison Sommer 🏳️‍🌈 @AliOffTheMark]

@SunCountryAir You canceled my flight without telling me!! I was waiting. I was notified of a DELAY. I could have been in a hotel. OMG. I want ALL my money back.

[Alison Sommer 🏳️‍🌈 @AliOffTheMark]

@SunCountryAir I was wrong, being on hold with you for OVER 5 HOURS want the worst. Being delayed over and over and over is. It's like to get home before my original flight please or give me $154 and 12 hours of my life back.

[Alison Sommer 🏳️‍🌈 @AliOffTheMark]

Seriously, @SunCountryAir fuck you. 5 hours on hold and $$$ to get this fucking flight.