Ali Roman

[Ali Roman @AliRoman29]

We have a huge problem in this country where there's only one kfc for every 4 McDonald's. End this madness.

[Ali Roman @AliRoman29]

I HATE SITTING STILL IN THIS UNCOMFY CHAIR COME ON SCHOOL HEAR ME OUT STOP BEING SO BORING AND UNNATURAL

[Kat Roman @kattroman]

Hurry up with my damn croissant

[Ali Roman @AliRoman29]

Any vegetable can be good when you douse it in soy sauce!

[Ali Roman @AliRoman29]

Homegirl gotta pee and there ain't no toilet paper in reach. Don't you hate that?

[Ali Roman @AliRoman29]

Get high and sporcle. This has been a #SuggestionsFromAli

[Ali Roman @AliRoman29]

On a quest with Sherman to pee on every fire hydrant in the neighborhood!

[Ali Roman @AliRoman29]

Just ate salsa out of a bowl instead of the jar. No salsa on my hands. Wow

[Ali Roman @AliRoman29]

Word on the street is that 12 corners is being turned into 24 corners to accommodate 7 more frozen yogurt chains

[Ali Roman @AliRoman29]

A lot of really terrible people have really good immune systems

[Ali Roman @AliRoman29]

@kadriye_tekin3 aww miss u too :(

[Ali Roman @AliRoman29]

Opening a bottle of wine on a bus is a commitment

[Ali Roman @AliRoman29]

Sometimes I overthink food decisions

[Ali Roman @AliRoman29]

There's a new app that photoshops out your tears on FaceTime so no one will know if you're crying

[Ali Roman @AliRoman29]

@emdavan both! It was both I am sorry

[Ali Roman @AliRoman29]

So many of my clothes are from banana republic and I've never been there. I bet it's a nice place. They make good clothes

[Ali Roman @AliRoman29]

Kanye says so many relevant important things. Listen!

[Ali Roman @AliRoman29]

A public service announcement to gentlemen: If you text a girl that you like, say "hey what's up" or "hey how are you?"
Not "hey".

[Ali Roman @AliRoman29]

Yeah I think I could make time to hang out with you in between lying in bed doing nothing and watching history documentaries

[Ali Roman @AliRoman29]

"A fly flew into my milk while I was walking to school this morning." -Katherine @kattroman