Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post.
I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so.
Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here.
But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it.
And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂
Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻
So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️
So for one last time…
ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨
Chiefo x
#COYG
In sports, there are winners, and of course there are losers. We ended up on the wrong side of the result today. Congratulations to PSG, with all due respect.
But don't disrespect our players please. Every single one of our players put their bodies on the line until the very last minute. Hincapie even played the whole extra time with a crippled leg.
Every one of them contributed to this journey, and even though the result is not what we wanted, we are proud of them. Keep your heads up and keep fighting!
"22-year title wait ended, Wenger did 22 years at Arsenal, Kroupi number 22, Arteta was 22 when Arsenal won title in 2004" 👀
David Ornstein gives a prediction for the Champions League final based on the significance of the number 22 for Arsenal 🔴
🗣️ Jens Lehmann to David Raya on the Champions League final: “Do us a favour & play 90 minutes, do NOT get sent off! If you win it, you are giving something back to the fans which we couldn’t. I didn’t deliver because I got sent off.” ❌🟥
Myles Lewis-Skelly: “The feeling is jubilation, ecstasy, happiness. We’re going to lift that trophy high! This means a lot - I’m a fan coming through the academy, so not seeing my team win a major trophy like this in my lifetime, it’s surreal!” ❤️🔥🏆
Ian Wright this team will surpass the Invincibles as the greatest team in Arsenal's history, should they win a Premier League and Champions League double 👀🏆