the amont of anxiety i feel having to coach tee ball for 4-6 year olds is ridiculous. I'm too introverted for this shit... I'm a musician and a former ballerina and cheerleader... why the fuck did i agree to coach little league? pray for me y'all.
@patHARTFORD@thecatmatt 🎶BARBARA BROCCOLIIII (Broccoli, Broccoli)
Can you direct for me (direct for me, direct for me)
The next James Bond movie (Bond movie, Bond movie)
I'd be so very pleased
(Barbara, oh Barbara)🎶
Heads up #Ottawa: We’re seeing an increase in scams involving taxi fares. People are being approached by a young person claiming they need taxifare. A taxi driver, or someone pretending to be a taxi driver, is typically parked nearby to make the story seem true. The young person makes claims about why their payment methods haven’t worked but will offer to reimburse the unsuspecting person with cash if they use their card to pay for the taxi.
When the unsuspecting person pays, they do not realize that their card has not been returned to them or has been swapped with someone else’s. The scammers will then use the unsuspecting person’s card until it’s locked.
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Attention, #Ottawa: on constate dernièrement une hausse du nombre d’arnaques impliquant des tarifs de taxi. Une jeune personne aborde la victime, affirmant avoir besoin d’argent pour payer sa course en taxi. Un chauffeur de taxi, ou quelqu’un se faisant passer pour un chauffeur de taxi, est généralement stationné tout près pour rendre le récit plus plausible. La jeune personne explique que ses modes de paiement n’ont pas fonctionné, mais propose de rembourser la victime en argent comptant si elle veut bien régler la course à l’aide de sa carte.
Lorsque la victime peu méfiante effectue ce paiement, elle ne réalise pas que sa carte ne lui a pas été rendue, ou qu’elle a été échangée pour une autre. Les escrocs se serviront ensuite de la carte de la victime jusqu’à ce que celle-ci soit bloquée.
Hey @BlueJays I got my face mashed in by a 110mph foul off Bo Bichette's bat. I didn't even get the ball. I even stayed till the end of the game. Any way you can hook a girl up? #tothecore#bluejays
JUST NOW: Marjorie Taylor Greene made a derogatory comment about Rep. Jasmine Crockett and "false eyelashes" during a House committee hearing.
Personal attacks against other members isn't allowed, so AOC requested a motion and asked for an apology which was blocked.
Rep. Crockett responded with:
“I’m just curious, just to better understand your ruling: If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody’s bleach blonde bad built butch body, that would not be engaging in personalities, correct?”
@fasc1nate After astronomical calculations and a 3-year wait for the right moment, photographer Leonardo Sens took this great photo.
It took 3year of patience.
DO YOU THINK ITS WORTH IT?
High-Risk Violent Offender now living in Centretown, police warning the community
https://t.co/mddr7W1Huk
#OttNews
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la version française suivra.
https://t.co/Mc5I4R8kFQ
#OttNouvelles
@Morbidful This 80-year-old retiree noticed that people were abandoning their dogs near his farm, so he took them in and built a train to take them out for rides.
@ShaykhSulaiman When Children were Asked: What do you Miss??
Listen to what they Answer will make you Realize
Why Ceasefire is Necessary for these Children...
https://t.co/Aznqm8HTPD