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Textbook Gemini, Pug Momager.

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@_Ashchristina That’s what I just said! Skeeviest hybrid baby ever.

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@allkemi I thought Property Bros too! But more disheveled and awkward. 🙃

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@JanelleMonae 🧅

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The United States Supreme Court has ruled to end protections to the right to abortion. Take action now and demand that governors across the USA stop the abortion bans and protect the right to abortion care now. https://t.co/VdvCVbHWU6

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@SteveMay13 Also, you guys have me re watching some of my favorite eps from past seasons and in S1E1 when Joyce is in Hop’s office to first report Will missing, he says he used to screw “Chrissy Carpenter.” The Duff Bros sure do like their alliterative Chrissy C. names. Great pod!

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@SteveMay13 I’m sure you’ve been vehemently informed by now, but the legendary brand of Trapper Keeper fame was Lisa Frank. 🦄

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It takes a monster to kill children. But to watch monsters kill children again and again and do nothing isn’t just insanity—it’s inhumanity.

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Me: The fact that #isthiscake is the No. 1 most watched show on @netflix really speaks volumes on the current state of our country.

Also Me: (at 3 am) Ok if THIS conch shell is a cake, I’m going to bed.

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Hey @netflix, we need a crossover where the #OzarkNetflix Navarro meets the #CheerNetflix Navarro.

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@Coleen_tst_R Happy New Year!

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@acarttt I thought about that too! 🤯

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Some weird chemistry between my perfume and hand soap is making my wrist smell like @TommyHilfiger Tommy and just like that - it’s 1999 and I’m cruising around in some guy’s borrowed BMW, listening to Brian McKnight and hoping he likes my beaded choker and butterfly clips.

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@MaggieCal28

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The spinoff show we all deserve, AND need right now. #LoveIsBlind

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Gonna tell my kids this was Prince Harry & Meghan Markle #LoveIsBlind

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@evamarielola She’s haggard as hell. And being constantly drunk and slurring her words doesn’t help lol.

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Why does the @pitchforkfest 2020 lineup look more like a hotspot Stefan would recommend - “This club has everything: Cat Power, Boy Scouts, Mariah the Scientist, DAVE.”

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@pru_test How can I change my personal information in my online banking account?

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Watching a girl pull down her coronavirus mask to guzzle wine at the airport bar. #2020mood

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@benjamin_locks You wouldn’t

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You ever wonder what Lydia Deetz’s real mom was like?