Mary

welcome to my page.

[Mary @MISStake90]

Gonna tell my kids this was Prince Harry & Meghan Markle #LoveIsBlind

[Papii’s Requiem @random_weighs]

I’m so tired of sayin “this is crazy” but this shit is really crazy.

[StepMom Marie 🖤 @mariebabyyyyy_]

Instagram is just your appearance, Twitter is your personality

[Mary @MISStake90]

Meanwhile my landlords letting me be quarantined with a family of mice..

[Paul Bradshaw @bradshaaaw]

Yesterday I knocked on my Tennant's door and told him he can stay in the property rent free for 5 months. He is self employed with 4 kids. I don't need Boris to tell me what is morally correct. Landlords, if you can, do more, do something. #COVID19 #BeNice

[B @brandeezy_]

this AND they’re wasting equipment healthcare providers need to take care of patients and prevent further spread of disease

[Alexxis @ahbarchives]

Day 7 of being quarantined and this is what I’m doing:

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

Why he look like Zack and Cody’s MOM............ pls help me

[G A B B I E 🫧 @geauxgabbie]

It’s a love/hate relationship🤣🙄

[Mary @MISStake90]

@jackboxgames should offer free games rn with FaceTime

[Josiah Hyacinth @JosiahHyacinth]

I know I’ll get carried away and fall out of this window

[alex 👽 @bahayogi]

Actually, soaps do help. The virus is a self-assembled nanoparticle and the weakest link is the lipid bilayer. When you wash your hands with soap it dissolves the fatty membrane and the virus falls apart thus becoming “inactive”. Please wash your hands.

[Nσʂtαlɠiƈ Aɳt 🏁🐍🖤 @Holeyfield85]

People are extra dumb & greedy during a crisis. It's pretty disgusting.

[JR @IsoJoeJR]

Day 2 without sports:

Found a young lady sitting on my couch yesterday. Apparently she’s my wife. She seems nice.

[Mary @MISStake90]

Party at my place! I’ve got beer, but it’s BYOTP.

[Lil Rudy Vert @WorchR]

Everyone knows where the virus started, they just don't wanna admit it.

[SheRatesDogs @SheRatesDogs]

I cannot believe my eyes -11/10