Alia TheKnife

Sadomasochist, and Zensufi Warrior. NSFW!! in fact mostly unsafe in a general sense

[Alia TheKnife @AliaTheKnife]

I shall now refer to the parts of the body know as 'love handles' as 'bitch reins'; I encourage everyone to also make this substitution.

[Alia TheKnife @AliaTheKnife]

Bet I just made it up and down my stairs in a futo😀

[Alia TheKnife @AliaTheKnife]

Come see this!! I'm HYPE https://t.co/2k5hoBrkE0

[Alia TheKnife @AliaTheKnife]

I tried and I can't find any of my fucks. Its amazing.

[Alia TheKnife @AliaTheKnife]

@murdershaw I do now.

[Alia TheKnife @AliaTheKnife]

All of my favorite hobbies can be described as extreme lever manipulation.

[Your Life Coaches @LIFECOACHERS]

If you feel you've hit bottom, just keep digging... until you smell brimstone, then you can unleash demonic hordes on all who harmed you.

[Alia TheKnife @AliaTheKnife]

These rules are so hellllllla made up

[Alia TheKnife @AliaTheKnife]

Successfully pantomiming social skills is often just as depressing as getting it wrong.

[Alia TheKnife @AliaTheKnife]

Today I hit myself in the head on the ring instead of the floor. Failing self-suspension in all new ways. :D

[Alia TheKnife @AliaTheKnife]

I don't understand why people think fucking the drummer is bad. Drumming requires rhythm, physical stamina and great hand dexterity.

[Alia TheKnife @AliaTheKnife]

@linworth_rope @msgraceyk yeaaaaah buddy!

[Alia TheKnife @AliaTheKnife]

@linworth_rope @garymphoto you're so cool

[Marshall Bradford, Kinbaktologist and nice guy @Marshallbradfor]

Vintage strongman photos with @JaxtonWheeler & @MuseNickole rope and photos by me.

[Alia TheKnife @AliaTheKnife]

Poetic fridge magnets that speak to me

[Alia TheKnife @AliaTheKnife]

@linworth_rope I'm sly like a motherfuckin fox.

[Alia TheKnife @AliaTheKnife]

@linworth_rope it's all a trick to facilitate literally hanging out with you <3

[Alia TheKnife @AliaTheKnife]

HOW CAN YOU BE WILLING TO GET ME A RACK OF RIBS BUT NOT WILLING TO SEND DICK PICS??

[Alia TheKnife @AliaTheKnife]

@linworth_rope IM TRYING BUT I HAVE TO ESCAPE WORK

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

SPORTS NEWS: Some people were harmed. Others screamed. Others made arm gestures. A lighted screen announced empirical measures of worth.

[itsonlyzach @itsonlyzach]

Pregnant - Beyonce
Pregnant with twins - Beytwice