Émile (@ Alice & Jenny)

Alice & Jenny is a full-cast audio drama about love, family, & other sinister conspiracies. Produced by @HearMeOutProd created by Émile Lewis
NOW RECORDING

[Émile (@ Alice & Jenny) @AliceAndJennyVS]

I’m delighted to share our first teaser! Thank you to ⁦⁦@HearMeOutProd⁩ for making this a reality.
https://t.co/FUxTzCYWZM

[Émile (@ Alice & Jenny) @AliceAndJennyVS]

I haven’t been here in ages bc this site was bad for my mental health long before Elon shat it to hell. Anyway, I maintain a personal page on Bluesky (as ‘Émile Lewis’) and show-related stuff on Facebook. One day, we’ll get a real website up. Anyway, bye Twitter, this site sucks.

[Émile (@ Alice & Jenny) @AliceAndJennyVS]

Hi all,
We’ve been busy in production for the last few weeks, and I’ve largely stepped off this app personally. We’ll post show-related updates as they develop.
If anyone wishes to remain in more regular touch with Émile, personally, slide into our DMs for more contact info.

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

this is not remotely close to being one of nature’s most unnerving birds. Be serious

[LittleKuriboh @yugiohtas]

Movies should start turning into surprise John Wick sequels.

You spend half the movie following a guy in a typical romantic comedy setup, suddenly bam John Wick comes in shoots the guy as he’s proposing and explains he was an assassin, movie is now John Wick pt 25

[Émile (@ Alice & Jenny) @AliceAndJennyVS]

@DragonCobolt Yes. I understand that, butterfly effect and all, it’s unrealistic to have any real-world figure born more than 9 months after the POD show up in AH. But more importantly, it’s more *fun* to see them show up, so it harms nobody to do it.

[Émile (@ Alice & Jenny) @AliceAndJennyVS]

@HopeSteffen Okay but how else would you explain the laser raptor?

[Émile (@ Alice & Jenny) @AliceAndJennyVS]

@alt_historian They are aggressively boring people

[Émile (@ Alice & Jenny) @AliceAndJennyVS]

@jessnevins I sincerely love how many Tarzan books were just ‘yep, this month Tarzan runs into some fucking Romans’ or whatever

[Émile (@ Alice & Jenny) @AliceAndJennyVS]

@BeijingPalmer @AnneNotation @JackWaltimore Words to live by

[Émile (@ Alice & Jenny) @AliceAndJennyVS]

@faineg In this house, we love and respect the yeens

[Émile (@ Alice & Jenny) @AliceAndJennyVS]

‘They’re putting lines into plays just so that we’ll quote them and you’re all falling for it.’
-an Athenian commentator who is livid at Aristophanes’s latest play

[Matthew “Movies” Thomason @ThomasonTown]

They’re putting lines into movies just so that we’ll make them memes and you’re all falling for it.

[Émile (@ Alice & Jenny) @AliceAndJennyVS]

@DigitalKronks @ResDolph Literally Shakespeare was doing this

[Émile (@ Alice & Jenny) @AliceAndJennyVS]

@BeijingPalmer @AnneNotation @JackWaltimore This whole article was wild from start to finish

[Émile (@ Alice & Jenny) @AliceAndJennyVS]

I was not prepared

[Émile (@ Alice & Jenny) @AliceAndJennyVS]

@DaSkrubKing I’m okay with retiring ‘based’ and ‘cringe.’ But your point still stands

[flglmn @flglmn]

made it through another hard day of owning hitler's teapot, which i hate

[Émile (@ Alice & Jenny) @AliceAndJennyVS]

@WB_Baskerville Actress Brooke Shields is also a direct descendant of Lucrezia Borgia

[Émile (@ Alice & Jenny) @AliceAndJennyVS]

We might be a brand page for a fiction podcast, but as our showrunner did in fact study as a historian, we feel it is our duty to point out that this assertion falls into the ‘pants on fire’ genre of inaccurate

[Émile (@ Alice & Jenny) @AliceAndJennyVS]

@figgityfigs @Teslaconomics @elonmusk Shit from a butt, even