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[Alice @AliceE476]

Really does frustrate me how I always seem to go out of my way to help others, yet when I need some help, no one seems to bother, unless it benefits them in some way.. 🙃

[Rob Moore @robprogressive]

“Landlords should not make profit”

OK, so I work hard, buy a house for £100,000s, provide a service & a home to someone who can’t afford to buy their own.

I pay for all maintenance & taxes, & I should NOT make ANY money

Wake up you leftie hypocrites. Who do you think pays for everything you get for free?

[Sophie Corcoran @sophielouisecc]

If you’re a pensioner, you’re £300 worse off because of the winter fuel allowance

If you’re a farmer, you’re worse off because of the farm tax

If you’re a small business owner, you’re worse off because of Employers NI has increased

If you’re a student, you’re worse off because tuition fees are going up

If you’re a family, you’re worse off because your holiday has just gotten £400 more expensive

If you’re a bill payer, you’re worse off because your energy bills and your council tax has gone up

EVERYONE - no matter their background is worse off under labour.

[Queen Bee @KingBobIIV]

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the land,
Keir Starmer was scheming, with taxes in hand.
The grannies were starving, no heat for their fire,
While Keir and his mates drank champagne to admire.

Two-tier Keir, with his free gear spree,
Gave handouts to cronies but left none for tea.
“Tax the poor harder!” cried Rachel, with glee,
While she filled up her purse with the rich’s decree.

"Farmer Harmer", they whispered, down in the shire,
For Keir’s latest rules set their fields aflame higher.
“And what of the windmills?” Ed Miliband chimed,
“Let’s build them in Africa—on Britain’s last dime!”

David Lammy, meanwhile, with passport in hand,
Flew off to give away some far-off land.
“Where am I going?” he asked with a grin,
“Is this Europe, or Africa, or somewhere in between?”
For Christmas this year, he’ll need quite the look—
A sturdy new map and a thick history book.

Old Rachel Thieves, was next to appear,
“Let’s rob all their pockets, my conscience is clear!”
From the rich she took nothing, they gave her a grin,
While the poor cried, “What happened? We’re skint again!”

And for those who are old, with no heating or stew,
Labour's solution is ready for you.
“Take the assisted jab; we’ll see you out right,
But do it before April, or the tax man will bite!”

Up on the rooftops, they laughed and they plotted,
While the working folk’s savings grew tattered and rotted.

For free gear Keir and his mates so dear,
Were feasting on steaks while the cupboards stayed clear.

But lo, as dawn broke, the people awoke,
And saw through the plans of this laughable bloke.
“Enough of the nonsense, the taxes, the lies,
We’re taking our votes, and we’ll cut you to size!”

So here is the moral, for those who still dream,
Of leaders who promise and then plot and scheme:
Beware of the Starmer, the Lammy, the Band,
Or you’ll find yourself penniless, hand in hand.

[David @david_higgo]

@sophielouisecc Manifestos need to be contracts with the voters. If a government does not deliver against them they should be forced to hold an election

[Alice @AliceE476]

Shocking service as usual from Yodel. Delivery driver apparently attempted to deliver a parcel today with cctv proving this was not the case, tried to contact via we chat, 2 hours later it timed out and phone unavailable. Absolutely awful & why I avoid! @YodelOnline

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

If Keir Starmer had said before the election that he would remove the winter fuel allowance from millions of pensioners, add inheritance to family farms, council tax & energy price increases, raise university tuition fees, plaster mass-scale solar panels on thousands of acres of prime farmland despite huge local community objections, spaff £22bn of taxpayers’ money on carbon capture machines, give £3bn a year of taxpayers’ money to Ukraine, pledge a 20% cut in meat & dairy and get exposed for receiving over £100,000 worth of freebies - he almost certainly wouldn’t have won. He duped the electorate. An utterly shameless display of snake oil political salesmanship. And still he lectures all of us in that gratingly sanctimonious manner of his like we are all somehow the problem here.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Farmers. I know that you have been shafted today. But please don’t despair. Just look after yourselves for five short years and this shower will be gone.

[Christine Hamilton 🥂🎪❤️ @brit_battleaxe]

MPs on £91k pa get their heating paid for by us, the taxpayer. Pensioners on £13k pa have their #WinterFuelAllowance snatched away. Any MP who doesn’t vote against this measure is a coward and hypocrite. Abstaining will not do. Put your job on the line.

[Rod Bishop @rodbishop15]

#Labour & #KeirStarmer won an election by promising 1) No tax rises 2) To smash the boat gangs 3) to protect the vulnerable 4) to look after pensioners 5) to end cronyism 6) to secure energy supplies 7) To grow the economy. They’ve utterly failed.

[vivaneil @vivaneil1234]

Highland Calf.🤍🖤🩷

[OTHDIARY @OTHdiary]

There’s only one Tree Hill, and it’s your home.

[Alice @AliceE476]

3 years without my girl 🙁

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Photographs taken in the right place at the right time, intentionally or by chance - a thread 🧵

1. Wilma Hurskainen

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Thread of the most beautiful libraries on Earth

1. Royal Portuguese Cabinet of Reading, Brazil 🇧🇷

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

This little capybara on her mother

[Alice @AliceE476]

Hit a new height in procrastinating writing my assessment observation plan and rationale by becoming very interested in watching artisan bread making…

[Alice @AliceE476]

@LuddySimmer @EA_Australia I’m looking forward to finally being able to use my old multi-house lots and have sims in each household, rather than decorated homes that are simless (apart from when my sim decides to leave their dirty dishes in there 🙄)

[Alice @AliceE476]

@EE hi, could I have some help please? I’ve just been in to branch about a PAYG sim that isn’t sending or receiving calls and texts, they were very unhelpful and said all they could do is get someone to ring me, to a phone which isn’t receiving calls