⚓️ Allie

28, Gamer, tea drinker, black clothes and fun hair ✌🏻 Xbox: CatSkullXo

[Friendly Neighborhood Comrade @SpiritofLenin]

Presented without comment.

[Willy @willy_amott]

saw someone wrote “It’s Coming Home is just Live Laugh Love for men” and they might be right

[⚓️ Allie @AliceElisabeth_]

Spent the last month rolling eyes every time someone screams “ITS COMIN’ HOME” …but… it… it actually might be coming home?!

[⚓️ Allie @AliceElisabeth_]

How does my 93 year old grandma still run about putting tea on and getting out cake and biscuits a week after breaking 2 ribs and 2 vertibrae but if I sleep funny I’m written off for like 2 weeks

[⚓️ Allie @AliceElisabeth_]

I am absolutely supportive of the death of the idea that men aren’t allowed to cry but (1) the weird double standards against an actual child is ODD and (2) I will never understand why anyone would get so hyped about football that they cry 🤷🏼‍♀️ btjm

[⚓️ Allie @AliceElisabeth_]

Also, grown men cry at football ALL THE TIME?! Even the particularly toxically-masculine ones who believe emotions are a ✨ myth ✨

[⚓️ Allie @AliceElisabeth_]

Also, grown men cry at football ALL THE TIME?! Even the particularly toxically-masculine ones who believe emotions are a ✨ myth ✨

[⚓️ Allie @AliceElisabeth_]

if I got a GoFundMe set up exceeding £10k everytime I cried I’d be rich enough to wipe my tears in cold hard cash

[⚓️ Allie @AliceElisabeth_]

Petition for it to be law that films, tv shows and games have a ‘Dead Dog’ warning bc I did not need that at all, thanku A Plague Tale

[⚓️ Allie @AliceElisabeth_]

Go outside, they said, you’re too pale, they said. 🥵

[⚓️ Allie @AliceElisabeth_]

But why did no-one tell me there was space zombies 😭 I’m so done with screaming at the Flood jumping out from NOWHERE

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

‘Make your own informed decisions’ on social distancing, says Boris Johnson, as Government begins phase one of Operation Blame the Public.

[⚓️ Allie @AliceElisabeth_]

Like I just don’t want my cause of death to be falling down the stairs while running to break up a 3am howling cat fight in my kitchen in my knickers, if possible

[⚓️ Allie @AliceElisabeth_]

How do you stop random cats from sneaking into your house in the night? Like the crazy cat lady thing is going too far???

[⚓️ Allie @AliceElisabeth_]

Random cats breaking into the house again. I think the word is spreading amongst the neighbourhood felines that I’m The Cat Lady.

[⚓️ Allie @AliceElisabeth_]

@XboxGamePassPC hi! Are there any plans to fix the EA Play X Game Pass PC achievements not pinging issue? 🙏🏻

[⚓️ Allie @AliceElisabeth_]

I should’ve known you’d be behind this, Sonley 😠

[Dan Sonley @DanSonley]

@AliceElisabeth_ Me, the lactose intolerant friend who can’t have afternoon naps. That’s who.

[⚓️ Allie @AliceElisabeth_]

I had an afternoon nap and dreamt that I won a cheesecake and someone smacked it out of my hand?? Like what kind of MONSTER???

[⚓️ Allie @AliceElisabeth_]

I know this is an old tweet but SAME this is me right now :-))))))

[♡ tasha ♡ @tashasayshello]

i have now gone from excellent xbox gamer to VERY BAD pc gamer 🥲

[Joseph Gordon-Levitt @hitRECordJoe]

April 25th... the perfect date.

[⚓️ Allie @AliceElisabeth_]

Note to self: candle wax can and will burst into flames if you forget about it on the stove for 5 mins. Who the frick frack let me be an adult??