Alice Gren

I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

[Zito @_Zeets]

Belgium sleep-walked through the tournament except when they turned it on to embarrass the United States. The power of hate.

[Tony D @tonydpoison]

That scroll to find your year of birth is becoming increasingly offensive smh

[David Neves @DavidNeves123]

Jorden består till 70% av vatten. Resterande 30% är ytan mellan den svenska backlinjen och målvakt.

[💗 @dumbtwttt]

A 24-year-old man fought off six armed men with a hammer to protect 37 sleeping orphans at faraja children's home in kenya. This is anthony omari

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

the older i get the heller the no

[mj. 𓄿 @cntariogothic]

happy revenge of the 5th 𓏵

[30 @hoodii30]

no traffic violations either ima be an upstanding citizen

[katyakay @katyakayy]

starting to run in your 30’s is a great way to meet new people. today i met two paramedics, one nurse and almost God.

[miia @miiagarro]

girl whatever at least we not pregnant

[Kira @kira_sofine]

Absolutely hate to admit this, but I haven’t felt fly like a G6 in a long time

[Christina Von Boleyn @saintbvnny]

i hate when people say “europe” like it’s a monolith. we have wine europe, beer europe, vodka europe, and rakija europe. be specific

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when you miscalculate and finish the pieces of meat before the rice

[jr thanos @whitethan0s]

Butt naked queuing up 15 songs for my 7 min shower

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz

[Kendrick @Kendrickkumaaru]

> America leaves the World Health Organisation.
>Rest of the world literally starts curing cancer.

[Roshan Rai @RoshanKrRaii]

This is how real gods look like.

[Pamphlets @PamphletsY]

🚨🇪🇸 BREAKING — Spanish Scientists Cured Pancreatic Cancer in Rats.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Just my luck, my 250 million year old salt has expired

[Mitchell Byars @mitchellbyars]

Happy sixth birthday to the greatest tweet ever tweeted