alice

no bandaids for the growing pains

[megan @chismosavirus]

if i don't buy a little treat (coffee, tea, boba, or small snack) for myself every day i will literally die

[steph @pxnsy]

me when mcr finally plays after being postponed for 184828392 years

[PostSecret @postsecret]

Old American Dream: Owning your own home
New American Dream: Being debt-free
(credit: Astra Taylor)

[senia che @drawntosenia]

I’m 26 but if I found out I was pregnant my first thought would still be “omg, idk if I can be a teen mom.”

[alice @AliceLovesMCR]

@dubstepwind I love this

[Ken Cheng @kenchengcomedy]

emma thompson: who has inspired you the most in your life?

adele: my english teacher, hands down. why?

emma thompson: [quietly ushering adele's grandma out the room] oh no reason, nevermind

[sarah @heavenbrat]

pls remember its a privilege for someone to be in your life, and to experience ur love n friendship n kindness

[Adam Clery @AdamClery]

Lunchtime meal deals in the UK still universally £3 despite the soaring cost of absolutely everything. Every supermarket in the country waiting for one of them to blink and bump it to £4. The real cold war, this.

[nick grimshaw @grimmers]

In my head I think Britpop & Spice Girls were a decade ago...

[MARINA @MarinaDiamandis]

Britney is gonna have the best life ever now!!! 😭💞🥳 what a woman and what a resilient soul.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

all my “I can fix him” energy comes from being the quiet girl all the teachers would sit bad boys next to in class

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

absolutely unhinged for bella swan at 18 to decide she wants to be with edward literally til the end of time????? I would truly rather bathe in lava than spend forever with the guy I was into when I was 18 who let her do that

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

My dream scenario is everyone i like sitting around a big table enjoying a bowl of soup that I made. They all say “wow, this is SO good” and they all ask for seconds

[adhd-angsty @AdhdAngsty]

If you feel "too soft" for the world, chronically overwhelmed, or always at breaking point, you might be neurodivergent in some way. Forcing yourself to meet neurotypical standards is always going to come at a cost. It's exhausting.

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

you ever think about how many extra bones pregnant people have in their bodies

[Grumpy Mora @Lucho_Mora]

Este disfraz ganó. Cierren todo.

[rachel @RachChamp_]

Can’t believe that today a gynaecologist told me that a hysterectomy wouldn’t be considered as an option for my debilitating period pain on the off chance that I divorce my wife, my sexual orientation changes, I meet a man and decide I want children 🙃🙃🙃