queen rat 🐀

she/her

[queen rat 🐀 @AliceLummis]

Oh to be a donkey being fed ginger nuts by the firefighters who rescued me from a drain

[Stephanie Soteriou @StephanieRiou]

Lily Allen has entered the chat in the most iconic way

[eilidh✨ @demon_dolI]

happy £85 Grinch to all those who celebrate

[♰ @reeceollld]

i don’t speak in the morning

[A @seattleiminyou]

If a girl asks your zodiac sign and your first response is to be annoyed, you’ve already fucked up. You don’t have enough whimsy in your heart to entertain an arbitrary topic for even a little tiny bit and it’s ugly

[queen rat 🐀 @AliceLummis]

I am not emotionally prepared for today

[juri @nightwingispunk]

just in case

[queen rat 🐀 @AliceLummis]

How am I supposed to make my last day at work all about me when everyone is so BUSY

[queen rat 🐀 @AliceLummis]

I’m on the Corrie tram. Today will be a good day.

[⋮ @prayyouucatchme]

incase you needed a reminder today

[queen rat 🐀 @AliceLummis]

yeah being in love is cool but have u ever been in an uber with a driver who lets you vape xx

[queen rat 🐀 @AliceLummis]

I’ve become kind of addicted to family guy in a non ironic way

[ems 🫧 @atotalposer]

THE NEW YORK TIMES PAYWALLED THE MINI CROSSWORD

[PopCulture @notgwendalupe]

15 years ago, Snooki and JWoww wrote Sammi an anonymous letter telling her that Ronnie cheated on her in 'Jersey Shore'

[nancy reagan sexbot @luffymindset2]

i’m sorry is this that scene from no country for old men

[bug✨ceo of cole nation @bugbugbugg]

okay well i’ll have to think about this one

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

this is so valid