Daddy: βJust close your eyes and think of something pleasant. I am going to think about going to the beach. Good night!β
Alice: βDaddy. I am thinking about oil.β
Daddy π does she even know what oil is??? π
Daddy: How long were you playing outside today?
Alice: Uhm, like, 5 minutes.
Daddy: That's not very long! How long did it take you to put your boots on?
Alice: 2 weeks!