Alice

[Alice @Alice_Petch]

@WWUtilities The road is still closed with no temporary traffic lights??

[Alice @Alice_Petch]

Hi @WWUtilities, , will Downton Road in Bridgend be opening again today as per the signs?

[Alice @Alice_Petch]

Hi @GlosRoads, will Downton Road in Bridgend be opening again today as per the signs?

[Alice @Alice_Petch]

@HelloFromMarcus Crikey

[Alice @Alice_Petch]

Hi @AvantiWestCoast how do I book a seat on a train for this afternoon please? I have an open return

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

British people food shopping list for a heatwave:

- Twister lollies (and all the other lollies)
- Quiche (Lorraine)
- Assortment of “bits” (mini sausages, mini scotch eggs, various beige air fryable goods)
- Coleslaw, potato salad (maybe a tub of beetroot cubes that you’ll inevitably drop down your white t-shirt)
- Sausages, chicken drumsticks, burgers etc (if there’s any left)
- Some sort of bright red marinade (will also drop down white t-shirt)
- Baps/rolls/buns (or whatever you want to call them, don’t start)
- Bag of salad leaves, with random decision made in shop as to whether you get “Italian Style”, “Bistro”, “Baby Leaf”, or some sort of iceberg and grated carrot fiasco (will throw away next week)
- A cucumber and some tomatoes, obvs. It’s not a proper basic British salad without these sliced and dumped on the side of the plate (for proper British salad, do NOT mix them, they must remain in their own separate piles)
- Some kind of horrible couscous pot type thing with raisins in it (that nobody will eat)
- Dips (maybe some flatbreads that you’ll burn in the toaster)
- Large bags of crisps to put into bowls
- Strawberries
- Ice (will leave in the car by mistake and find a bag of water in there later)

[Gloucestershire Constabulary @Glos_Police]

A man has died after a two-vehicle collision on Bisley Road, Stroud last night. The collision, reported around 10.30pm, involved a man riding a Yamaha motorcycle & a blue Peugeot 207, which was being driven by a man. We're appealing for witnesses/dashcam: https://t.co/StQM6Iqk67

[Gloucestershire Constabulary @Glos_Police]

A man has died after a collision on the A419 Cirencester Road around 10.30am yesterday (Weds) - we're appealing for witnesses/dashcam. A silver VW Polo collided with a tree near Dobbies Garden Centre. Two people in their 80s are in a critical condition: https://t.co/nS6EjQ8Z0o

[Alice @Alice_Petch]

@Lovandfear @NatsWoodward We had this poem read at my Dad’s funeral 3 weeks ago ❤️

[Alice @Alice_Petch]

@sainsburys Hi Brian, yes just purchased this afternoon from Stroud Sainsbury’s

[Alice @Alice_Petch]

Hi @sainsburys, please can you let me know what to eat these by?

[Alice @Alice_Petch]

@HelloFromMarcus @HolstMuseum My father who passed away last week also used to be a trustee from 2019-2021

[Alice @Alice_Petch]

@GWAAC Thank you so much for trying to save my Dad. We will ask for donations at his funeral to do to GWAAC

[Alice @Alice_Petch]

@whingewine One for you @HelloFromMarcus

[Alice @Alice_Petch]

@HelloFromMarcus Stanley sends licks and snoot boops

[Alice @Alice_Petch]

@HelloFromMarcus Tummy rubs or you’re not coming through! He needs to meet Stanley sausage

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

18:55: #SouthgateOut

19:05: #ItsComingHome

[Alice @Alice_Petch]

@HelloFromMarcus Hi Ollie 👋🏼 this is Stanley sausage

[Alice @Alice_Petch]

@HelloFromMarcus I didn’t know you had a sausage too! What’s his name?

[Alice @Alice_Petch]

@emmahoneybone In tears - very similar to my mums death from a glioblastoma. We were told she’d be in a coma for a few days, in the end it was 3 hours after a lucid day too. Sending love x