Alice Carlisle

Just a bunch of thoughts, feelings and funnies from the life of someone working in a restaurant and playing the dating game.

[Alice Carlisle @Aliceiswaiting]

@1Incorrigible maybe it's just me! Nothing about my ex's makes me want to wank off!

[Alice Carlisle @Aliceiswaiting]

"I only ever think of ex's or other women when I'm wanking off,never the woman I'm with" #Wanker #WhoSaysRomanceIsDead #FML #DatingProbs

[Alice Carlisle @Aliceiswaiting]

@Jim_the_flawed

[Alice Carlisle @Aliceiswaiting]

@Jim_the_flawed ...?

[Alice Carlisle @Aliceiswaiting]

Listen up guys !!

[Steph Johnson @ScouseBirdBlogs]

Remember that boys

[Steph Johnson @ScouseBirdBlogs]

My love is NOT unconditional, the terms are you not being a gobshite.

[Alice Carlisle @Aliceiswaiting]

#AintSettlin #Sugarland

[Alice Carlisle @Aliceiswaiting]

#SundayShift , insert coffee to continue #serverproblems #Clopen

[Alice Carlisle @Aliceiswaiting]

Going for a drink with my 1st love who I haven't seen in 15 years next week,inner teenager is very excited! #BlastFromThePast #Butterflies

[Alice Carlisle @Aliceiswaiting]

#DateDrought

[Alice Carlisle @Aliceiswaiting]

Customer-"where's the rest of my dessert?!"
Me -
#FakeLaugh #YoureHilariousSir #STFU #ServerProbs http://t.co/JsEi8VHFLM

[Alice Carlisle @Aliceiswaiting]

"Excuse me the vodka tastes like water"
"This is your 5th double with no ice, did they all taste of water ?!" #FML #ServerProbs #DrinkUp