Hailey Quinn

Greetings and salutations.

[Hailey Quinn @AlienHailey]

It’s almost 4am and I can’t stop thinking about how bad I am for everyone around me. I just want to sleep

[Hailey Quinn @AlienHailey]

We should have sick days specifically for when you’re on your period

[Hailey Quinn @AlienHailey]

I feel like I need attention or I’ll die

[Hailey Quinn @AlienHailey]

I can’t kill myself tonight because if I did the last meal I would’ve had would be pepperoni and cheese taquitos from the 7-11 and that just won’t do

[Hailey Quinn @AlienHailey]

I’m going to go eat some ice cream because my nose bleeding woke me up

[Hailey Quinn @AlienHailey]

Food court Chinese food is a lot like little Caesars pizza
It’s hot and it’s ready
Is it good? TBD 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Hailey Quinn @AlienHailey]

Weird shit that I say to myself : “Well I don’t need glasses to poop.”

[Hailey Quinn @AlienHailey]

@hankgreen The 24 year olds aren’t doing too tight either

[Hailey Quinn @AlienHailey]

@DesiraeGoetze Desirae, puh-lease you’re going to be fine all the way into your 80’s, and I mean like fiiiiine 🔥

[Hailey Quinn @AlienHailey]

The CDC says everyone is required to eat pussy now

[Hailey Quinn @AlienHailey]

Make sure to put me on constant Suicide watch for the year that I am 27.

[Hailey Quinn @AlienHailey]

@h3h3productions More beanies please

[Hailey Quinn @AlienHailey]

Hey EPS if you wanna make the government back that CERB money, now would be a good time to come to the mall and start handing out $2000 tickets

[Hailey Quinn @AlienHailey]

So no, the possible side effects from the vaccine don’t scare me. Everything I put in my body from caffeine, alcohol, to ibuprofen and antidepressants carry the risk of side effects.

[Hailey Quinn @AlienHailey]

I’ve noticed that it’s a lot of guys that are worried about the vaccine, and it just shows they don’t realize the risks that women take from using birth control, or even just wearing tampons.

[Hailey Quinn @AlienHailey]

Not to mention the city map size booklet of possible side effects from birth control, including blood clotting.

[Hailey Quinn @AlienHailey]

@ATONCMCNT *stares in Kylo Ren*

[Hailey Quinn @AlienHailey]

I just served a guy who was wearing cowboy boots, board shorts, a Guess hoodie, and a SnapBack. And as he walked out of the store, he clip clopped away like a girl in heels. This has made my night.

[Hailey Quinn @AlienHailey]

@EarthToGazelle But imagine all the bugs 🤢