System Failure

Hippies/bots, please stop following me!

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But please @westpac, fail online verification, threaten account lock or closures, prevent withdrawal of large sums of money, massively restrict or prevent the purchase of cyptocurrencies and demand work status to prevent fraud.
#outage #failure #nondisclosure #terrorist #equifax

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On the 10th Dec 2025, Wednesday, Xmas, @westpac suffered what must be described as total system failure from midday to 6pm, declining EFTPOS transactions for merchants, ATM failures, salary payments suspended and affecting their subsidiarity institutions in whole or in part.

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Anthony Miller (CEO @Westpac):
Blah blah "productivity, AI ai aI Ai 🙄, responsibility", yet no explanation for the 6 hour outage on the 10th Dec 2025 affecting all of westpac, St George, Bank of South Australia and Bank of Melbourne.

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Anthony Miller (CEO @Westpac) supporting struggling Australians with their latest high interest online account called Westpac Life, providing an enormous 0.1% standard variable rate on deposits.
NONE OF WESTPACS ACCOUNTS ARE PROVIDED WITHOUT PENALTY!
No life!
No hope!
No fate!

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Don, Mark, Jack and Merrill can fuck off.
It's all up to you Andrew Gregory. 🤞
Just use the KISS analogy.
Keep It Simple Stupid.
Quality and Consistency.
Oh, and honesty and transparency at the register.
Honour the promotions without question.
Can I be CEO ?
@Dominos_AU #pizza

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No no no, nah ah, no way.
Not gunna happen.
No way in hell.
Oh Hell No!
Sign in with LINE ?
Proprietary encryption ? 🤣
WTF???
How much money did you make from a kickback 🤔 ?
@Dominos_AU #pizza #dominos #unsafe #security #breach #surveillance #privacy #advertising #metadata

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Sign in with LINE?
"custom protocol" vs online standards
🤣
SYSTEM FAILURE !!
@Dominos_AU #pizza #dominos

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Sign-in with Line???
Hell No!!
I don't install anything less than 4/5 stars. I use #Signal
Here's a customer satisfaction feedback chart. I mean stock price.
@Dominos_AU #pizza #dominos

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@Ashley24706243 https://t.co/drHJnlimBV
Westpac Life Account = 0.1% standard variable rate

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CEO of @westpac Anthony Miller...said the bank had processes in place that were focused on good outcomes for customers, and that it was not afraid to make the “hard decisions” when needed.
"good outcomes" 🤣
#westpac
https://t.co/9wu7cMkly0

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@ACTATreasury @Westpac 🤣

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@Mafesto @Westpac No! By design!
You will have to go into a branch.
Don't forget to tell them your occupation, for "security purposes"

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@Robbindaahood @EmmanuelAcho *consequence of decades of failed education
No rainbows, but no floods either
"worst president ever"
USA is affecting EVERYONE in the world
Stop it. ✋️

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@GCfor3 @TyDButler Hate to break it to you but the majority of the country is uneducated

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@Robbindaahood @EmmanuelAcho *any person is a trump supporter
because they are better educated and understand the consequences 😌

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@rahdisas "After 20 hours" 😁😆😅😂🤣

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@EvaCao238921 @Tripti_Charan Sponsorship deal?

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@MathetesSofias "Give and you will receive in kind" 😇
You must be pretty shitty!
Maybe stop drinking blood? 🤷‍♀️

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@KapsKool Why is it, every time I see a nice looking pizza from dominos, it is not what the customer ordered ? 🤔

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@Gaurav_knp8896 This is what Indians are delivering to Indian customers!
Why tag the
WHOLE FUCKING WORLD 🌎?
I love it when Indians scam Indians 🤗

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@OzIndie @Dexerto That's too much cheese 🧀
Heart attack anyone ?

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@Badman_buks PLEASE TAG EVERYONE IN THE WORLD ABOUT YOUR THIRD 🌎 PROBLEMS 🙄

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@ldrmuse @konknueppeI But he said "please"