Carolyn melione

Peace ✌️Love ❤️ Wine

[Carolyn melione @Alifelikelove]

Back on Twitter to let everyone know nick decided to eat ice cream without me so we’re no longer friends due to this betrayal

[Server Problems @ServerPr0blems]

When customers are standing in the service bar station #move #serverproblems

[Life Of A Server @LifeOfServer]

"hi welc--- "..."2 iced teas" oh, because i didn't want to finish my sentence #serverprobz

[Carolyn melione @Alifelikelove]

@tacobell how come no matter what location I go to and no matter what I order, when I ask for no sour cream they still put it, EVERY TIME

[Carolyn melione @Alifelikelove]

@Wendys ordered at your vero beach drive through today. A HALF HOUR LATER my food still wasn't ready.

[Carolyn melione @Alifelikelove]

Hey @Uber care to explain why this happened on my ride today?! Completely unacceptable!!! This guy must be fired!

[Carolyn melione @Alifelikelove]

When you change your profile picture to support France, and then post a meme about running over trump protesters with a truck. Disgusting

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(703): bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend Memorial Day

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

They don’t call ‘em teacup Puggles for nothin’.

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(630): Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.

[Tyler Blackburn @tylerjblackburn]

Didn't they tell you that I was savage? 🐼

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(346): My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.

[Carolyn melione @Alifelikelove]

I'm gonna post an old picture every day until you guys get here and… https://t.co/wDIQAXhP2c

[Carolyn melione @Alifelikelove]

You're the best kind of bad song https://t.co/c1etnxEFj9