Alison Van Deveer

Amelia and Olivia and Sophia 💗

[Alison Van Deveer @AlisonEngstrom]

Hunter…. You had me until you mentioned the Cowboys. 😐

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Alison Van Deveer @AlisonEngstrom]

@MeggggyT The littles are in a huge Tarzan phase right now and it stinks they don’t make any toys/clothes anymore 😭

[Alison Van Deveer @AlisonEngstrom]

@MeggggyT Lolllll love when that happens. But who?? 👀

[Alison Van Deveer @AlisonEngstrom]

@Gerbalyn It’s such a tragic situation at the end of the day, and if he did do it I hope that one day he comes clean about it.

[Alison Van Deveer @AlisonEngstrom]

🫣

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Did I just get shot by an AR-15? Feels like it.

[Alison Van Deveer @AlisonEngstrom]

I don’t have a single cowboy on my fantasy team 🥲

[Alison Van Deveer @AlisonEngstrom]

There’s only 2 ways I can fall asleep..
1. Dateline
2. Family Guy

[Alison Van Deveer @AlisonEngstrom]

10/10 recommend Sirens on Netflix- so so good. 🤌🏻💋

[Alison Van Deveer @AlisonEngstrom]

@MeggggyT Oooh he’s a spicy one

[Alison Van Deveer @AlisonEngstrom]

My nightly routine- wash face, moisturizer, brush teeth, 2 magnesium, 3 Tylenol, Mary Ruth’s nighttime vitamin, chug a water bottle, lip mask, dateline and fall asleep.

Seems normal, but why do I always wake up still exhausted??? What am I doing wrong.😭

[Alison Van Deveer @AlisonEngstrom]

Gav surprised me this week with flowers, a tablet, and now 40 chicken nuggets.

Now I’m suspicious 🤨

[Alison Van Deveer @AlisonEngstrom]

I want to hop on the sourdough train but I also don’t want to gain 20 lbs by eating bread all day, everyday. ☹️

[Alison Van Deveer @AlisonEngstrom]

Mia - “mom, what’s the worst thing you ever used to like?”

Me - “ummmm, ur dad”

Mia - “oh.”

😂😅

[Alison Van Deveer @AlisonEngstrom]

If u don’t vax ur kids and they die of what those vaccines could have prevented, you should be charged and held accountable. No reason these babies should be dying of completely preventable diseases. Vax ur kids, gnight.

[Alison Van Deveer @AlisonEngstrom]

Adulting is getting a new couch with ur tax return 🥲
What happened to shopping sprees, hair and nail appointments, new bags, and so many shoes. I miss being 22.

[Alison Van Deveer @AlisonEngstrom]

@Gerbalyn lol like Deja vu.
The ONLY positive thing is trump loves using his clemency powers, so if he can get the menendez brothers, Scott Peterson, and lil durk out of jail I MIGHT be able to tolerate listening to him another 4 years 😂

[Alison Van Deveer @AlisonEngstrom]

Seeing girls who I know have had numerous abortions post their support for Trump & I’m just confused..??

[Alison Van Deveer @AlisonEngstrom]

@Gerbalyn Agreed. He’s the opposite of what we want our kids to become. He’s mean, condescending, arrogant and disrespectful. He’s no idol.
She would be a president for all, he’s a president for only the ones who wear a red hat.
It’s sad, my head hurts from trying to understand it.

[Alison Van Deveer @AlisonEngstrom]

@Gerbalyn That’s the scary part!! we all know he won because he’s been campaigning for damn near 10 yrs now, Kamala has been at this for 3 months- 107 days.& also notice how Kamala isn’t calling governors on recorded lines asking them to find votes or saying it’s rigged🙃classy queen 💅🏼

[Alison Van Deveer @AlisonEngstrom]

@Gerbalyn It genuinely makes no sense to me lmao. I’ve had to hold myself back on soooo many posts like but remember last summer when…. Nvm 🤭 I’m convinced majority of his cult is just brainwashed at this point