Alison Burns

slummy mummy of 2. kissed goodbye to sleep in 2009.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Here it is. My manifesto for the 2026 Clacton By-Election. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join me, clean up Clacton and let's make 13th August Bin Day! #VoteBinface #VoteyMcVoteface #YesWeTinCan

[Alison Burns @AlisonHBurns]

@BoothLyric @RealTimBooth God made me to her own design
Bad planning… too many flaws

[Alison Burns @AlisonHBurns]

@AdamRichman Discovered the Malby Street food market near Tower Bridge last month, highly recommend going there.

[Alison Burns @AlisonHBurns]

@thekittenwinksy

[Alison Burns @AlisonHBurns]

@NandosUK your restaurant in Corby is serving meals yet it has no cutlery!? I’m eating broccoli with a spoon 🙄

[Alison Burns @AlisonHBurns]

@SkyHelpTeam which team helps you when you’ve been mis-sold to, and are now paying for sky sports subscription you never wanted?!

[Alison Burns @AlisonHBurns]

@charliersmith1 Good luck!

[Alison Burns @AlisonHBurns]

@Jaguar Do the cars work for more than 6 months yet?

[Alison Burns @AlisonHBurns]

@WhiskyAndWines All the best for whatever adventures you have planned Fran xxx

[Alison Burns @AlisonHBurns]

@Team0Devs son spent 250 robux on innovator volume 1 and has received NOTHING in his inventory. Please advise as I’m furious it’s so difficult to report a bug with you! Will escalate with Roblox if not resolved asap.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

[Alison Burns @AlisonHBurns]

This and spontaneous human combustion…

[ᒪᗩᑎE @lanechanged]

I miss childhood when all i really worried about was the Bermuda Triangle.

[Paule @baldandglasses]

Me

[Alison Burns @AlisonHBurns]

Selling two tickets for @tommcrae for Nottingham Saltbox, Oct 6th on @Twickets
My vampire heart might be broken but yours needn’t be!!

[Alison Burns @AlisonHBurns]

@NoContextBrits @BurnellMick 🤪

[Alison Burns @AlisonHBurns]

@AdamRichman Redcar, a place hope went to die…

[Alison Burns @AlisonHBurns]

@allpointseastuk @editorsofficial @idlesband @TheNational @alt_J @thomyorke @radiohead @lcdsoundsystem @MassiveAttackUK

[Alison Burns @AlisonHBurns]

@pieminister @BurnellMick time to mention Chilli Con Carnage!!