Alison Soelberg

hi, my name's bob and I approve this message

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

only real horror fans know

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Meta HQ vs X HQ

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when you leave things for tomorrow and tomorrow arrives

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Tomorrow is Monday again.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

What cows look like after a shampoo and blow dry

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

every year on my birthday i take a bite out of this windowsill bc i get so excited

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@CapitalOne @taylorswift13 #TSxCapitalOne #Giveaway

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watching the new dahmer on Netflix

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summer is for eating ice cream every day

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direct quote from my father:

*Singing*
“I can be brown, i can be blue, I can be vi-oh-let sk—well, my problem with the hobbit is…”

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internet went out so am currently working and listening to Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban audiobook in a coffee shop while it’s drizzling outside and the colorful leaves are all scattered around… I think I accidentally woke up in a hallmark movie today

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@StephGraham96 I just stopped going grocery shopping altogether. Currently surviving off of Mac and cheese and frozen wontons

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am now 24 and I know Gort has half my socks

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I’m 21 and I am still pretty sure all my lost socks go to that one dudes house from halloweentown

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did I just practice my go to karaoke songs in my living room so I will be ready whenever karaoke presents itself?

yes, yes I did

*alexa play dirty little secret*

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how many times in life do you get to experience something for the first time again?! INSANE NOSTALGIA

#TaylorsVersion

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turning 24 in one month so i just bought frownies forehead wrinkle patches

always be prepared

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@Jennawnanaw it’s called character development, Minerva

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@HaileyCooper23 This is incredible